I notice many of the featured artists did quite well with faces but seemed to have problems with proportions when it came to depicting bodies. Probably because the face was what was actually sought?
I am not qualified to render/ my judgment of their royal splendor/ but the one to the right /(perhaps it’s the light)/is of quite indeterminate gender.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here.
has the prior (the hyperlink in my one word comment – didn’t have such extensive comments back then – there is inactive; so, I added a slightly longer reply pointing to its title URL.).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2363 (January 15, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
The Visigoths were known for their gaudy jewelry and long hair. The two kings felt it was necessary to uphold this tradition above all others. Oh, and the symbolic long staff, of course.
This might explain the hand of five: Ramiro III (961 – 26 June 985), king of León (966–984), was the son of Sancho the Fat and his successor at the age of only five.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
“He may have the looks but I have ‘unseen’ talents.”
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Rejected models for the Kings and Jacks of playing cards.
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can comment on the shoes, but the beard is off limits!”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
These two take the Burger King outing a little too far.
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
Fred and John’s medieval role play may of gotten a bit out of hand.
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
Merry Old King Cole calls for his pipe and his bowl, while Gloomy King Gus demonstrates how to be a royal pain.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
king of the visigoths explaining exactly how much he really, really likes kinky boots…
orinoco womble almost 5 years ago
Little Boy Blue has a near-great moment in phallic portraiture there…or he broke his staff, one.
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
“That’s it! No more smart-assed questions about whether I married my wife for her looks!”
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
“No, no, the country of Visigo has two queens.”
rmremail almost 5 years ago
Alric, the king of the little people, and his son, the little prince.
Reader almost 5 years ago
No, we are not interested in buying your fiber optics for the kingdom no matter the what the first year discount is.
jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Alfred. King of socks.
aerilim almost 5 years ago
The Fab King and his Consort….
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
The original comedy duo, Laurelric and Hardric.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I saw him in line at White Castle. He got six.
aerotica69 almost 5 years ago
The power to say yay or nay finally went to the heads of Simon Cowell and Howie Mandel.
DATo almost 5 years ago
Stay where you are. If you come any closer he will have a Rainman-Quantis breakdown.
jel354 almost 5 years ago
Do you think it is time for another manicure?
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Portrait of King Fredrich the Fat and Prince Peter the Sexual.
stevejocc almost 5 years ago
When Caesar was asked that question by Brutus he said “et two, Brute.”
Minfidel Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Dude abides.
Holden Awn almost 5 years ago
I notice many of the featured artists did quite well with faces but seemed to have problems with proportions when it came to depicting bodies. Probably because the face was what was actually sought?
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
The queen is favoring the side of his face that he has finished plucking.
waes-hael almost 5 years ago
Hey! They didn’t have cheeseburgers, 1600 years ago! It would’ve been, most likely, Philly cheese steaks…
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
I am not qualified to render/ my judgment of their royal splendor/ but the one to the right /(perhaps it’s the light)/is of quite indeterminate gender.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Two Kings of Spain or Kings of the Visigoths:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kings_of_the_Visigoths_by_Alonso_Cano.jpg
has info and links that point to info about this painting. Other versions has strip coloration.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/cano_alonso.html
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=6052
https://www.wikiart.org/en/alonzo-cano
https://www.britannica.com/biography/Alonso-Cano
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/c/cano/biograph.html
http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/sculpture/alonso-cano.htm
https://oxfordindex.oup.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095546435
https://thebiography.us/en/cano-alonso
https://www.museodelprado.es/en/the-collection/artist/cano-alonso/850ee711-716e-4a02-8bda-cb0f3ed3b752
http://www.all-art.org/history252-23.html
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2011/12/23?comments=visible
has the prior (the hyperlink in my one word comment – didn’t have such extensive comments back then – there is inactive; so, I added a slightly longer reply pointing to its title URL.).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2363 (January 15, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
Ah, you’re right again as usual, my love. Satin really does make me feel more like a real lady.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Visigoths were known for their gaudy jewelry and long hair. The two kings felt it was necessary to uphold this tradition above all others. Oh, and the symbolic long staff, of course.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Hold on a sec. I need to hit el bano first.
anomaly almost 5 years ago
“Let me rest for five more minutes, Junior. Then we’ll get back to the mock sword fight.”
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A more likely question would be: How many flagons of ale?
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
Though he was inept with his scepter /turns out she was even inepter /That being the case/ with a smile on his face/for her sexual skills,he kept her.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
do to the newly passed law the lovers were wed in high style, can’t wait for the honeymoon.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You’re out of jail now, King. You don’t have to raise your hand to ask to go to the bathroom.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This might explain the hand of five: Ramiro III (961 – 26 June 985), king of León (966–984), was the son of Sancho the Fat and his successor at the age of only five.
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
“Oh Puleeeezzzz!!!”
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
The king of the five finger discount.