Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 08, 2020

Grow that new spleen FASTER, Winky!

Okay Google, shut em up.

If I hadn’t already reached it quite a while ago, this would be the point where consumer technology and I part company.

You have inspired me… to go back to bed!

I realize this is a radical idea, but has anyone considered turning the videos…off?

in the 2nd panel he forgot to say, “Ah, my spleen!”

Pam doesn’t look so hot without her makeup. But who does?

This is all leading to some kind of alien conspiracy to demotivate and exhaust everyone isn’t it. Or perhaps it’s upper management thinking it will improve productivity… I know – it’s both!

I’m waiting on the motivational video that pushes me to make more coffee

We already have alarm clocks… just not as cool.

Looks like Pam did a little partying last night.

If not for the first panel, I would think Dr. Mel had set up the “motivators.”

Nice homage to ‘Lost in Space’ there in the second panel – the episode with the Android IDAK (Instant Destroyer And Killer) who only says “Crush, Kill, Destroy!”

What really scary about this, is that they’re all voiced by Richard Simmons…

And it those don’t motivate you, we’ll show the “She-Shed” and the “Struggling Actor” (aka Bad Actor) commercials over and over….wait, that is really happening in real life!

Some people do keep guns in the nightstand. I would bet dimes to donuts that there are several homicide cases logged in the U.S. that directly followed the phrase “Rise and Shine!” or similar morning-person greetings. And I bet the jury empathized even as they passed the guilty verdict.