Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 21, 2020

A toot concert?

Shudder.

Toot sweet?

Actually that beer was okay-funny how many beer names sounded like body noises ala Don Martin: Blatz, Schlitz, Pabst.

Careful lighting those cigarettes…

Ah the Beanery, the food is only fair but the place has an atmosphere that takes you back to the old west, Blazing Saddles to be specific.

Is that an actual cigarette vending machine in the back?

just turn around slowly then———RUN

Ahh! The “Cafe of the Four Winds” where there is always a breeze!

This is like the third fart joke comic I have seen this week.

Must be something in the wind.

I see a sharp, flat and neutral sign – wonder what they each had to eat.

Sniff…sniff… no wonder so many of them are smoking cigarettes.

Oh Dan Dan Dan. You may be overdue for a vacation, friend. Perhaps a two-week fishing trip would help clear your head … or the air. ;_)

" The answer, my friend is blowin’ in the…’

I see the building has a forced air gas heat system.

It’s a Fart Symphony!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit…..

“I’ve eaten too many beans”, Tom said astutely.

That poor guy just entering…his eyes are as big as horse turds. He just got a whiff of the fragrant air!