Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 18, 2020

And his wife in the wifeport?

Oh wow I haven’t heard the word “carport” in a long time

We have a carport for two cars, but yes, you don’t hear that term much anymore.

And he plugged his USB device into his USB port.

Are we sure airports are doing the best job of storing the air?

Did he keep his daven in the Davenport?

.. and he kept his athletes in the athletic support. Also his jockeys… fine, strapping young men in their supporters, they were.

The child needs support.

He may have been rich, but very cheap if he only had a horse and a car…

Seems logical!

Carport will usually have some sort of plastic oil catcher under the car. Does the horseport have something for horse manure?

I assume “carport” evolved from “porte cochere” – which, by the way, is a lot of fun to say.

I can’t read Sally’s handwriting/

He kept his Imp in the import.

the horseport was next to the cowport so the horse wasn’t lonely and both were portside of the chickenport

So, would the dumpster out back be the Spoilsport? ☺

The question is, how many cowports did he have?

in her story, EVERYTHING can be in a “port”! lol!