Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 04, 2020

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    My wife commandeers my recliner while I am not at home. The first thing I have to do is take off all the blankets and pillows before I can use it.

    It’s like having two cats: each one has to re-arrange the litter box before it can use it.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Want me to fluff you up?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    She must work for Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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    ms-ss  almost 5 years ago

    And that reminds me—why do people put 10 pillows on their guest bed, and not have a place to pile them so you can get in?

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    If this is his first date with her, he’d better start paying attention to the possibilities for the future

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    They’re called ‘throw’ cushions, so…..

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