C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for January 29, 2020

Ooooh ! He’s gonna regret those questions….

As in “ludicrous nutcracker” shoes…….???

I can see why she had already decided to dump him.

He is making it so easy for her.

Kick his A** Donna. You’re too good for him. He’s a Jag-O**. You can say that now cause its in the Dictionary.

Women are way too sensitive indeed

Use the Nutcrackers… NOW!

Somebody get paramedics on stand-by… Donna had the eye twitch.

What guy says sh** like this?

I guess a guy that doesn’t have a girlfriend.

dead man walking

Time for Donna to unleash the reply she came up with in the last installment.

(To Ophelia:) “I know your paintings too, well enough. God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another.”

(To Yorick’s skull:) “Now get you to my lady’s chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come. Make her laugh at that.”

I’m wondering where this guy came from, definitely not from Mars. Even a monk escaped from a monastery knows more about women than that.

What a maroon… Her eye isn’t the only thing that should be twitching.

hmmm. yes, he should be more supportive but she has significantly changed how she normally presents herself. He doesn’t know that she is going to dump him and is dressed in a way that makes her feel strong. He thinks they are meeting on a date. Maybe he’s thinking she has dressed up in a way to appeal to him and hurt that after their time together she doesn’t really know him, if she thinks this is what he likes and cares about.

Donna, please, please, please tear this A-hole a new A-hole.

Let the nut-cracking begin…

You have insulted Donna’s sensibilities! Prepare to die!

mmm… would say the fuse is lit and you have less than 30 seconds…