Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 01, 2020

We don’t know that the ugliness wasn’t concentrated entirely on her back half.

Well, Marigold, your Distraction Hat certainly is distracting, in that “now I’m hungry” kind of way.

Marigold’s got the right idea; people love hot dogs.

um… shouldn’t a hot dog be placed horizontally as it placed vertically is blocking her central vision?

Shouldn’t it be a corn dog?

Phoebe: “Okay, one question: just how tasty is that?”

It’s a good thing Marigold didn’t wear a chicken hat, she might get into politics. (An O&M reference)

Marigold looks extremely delicious now.

I wonder if I have the fixins for a hot dog?

Suddendly I want to sing a jingle.

Looks like she had them hold the onions. (Which totally ruins the effect)

Just exactly how much beauty did she donate?

Derek the Pointy…. I Love your name!

Dang too bad it’s not a real hotdog.

I’ll have my distraction hat with mustard, please!

That is a hideously ugly hamburger that Marigold is wearing as a distraction hat.

For the next few days instead of sparkling she just reeks of mustard…

The unicorn names continue to delight.

(admires texts of “Electra Regretful Withers”, “Hypatia Rose Hips”, “Derek the Pointy”, and “Marigold Heavenly Nostrils” in the cartoon)

HOT DOG!! Is that distracting or not?

why does the first person in line look like applejacks brother from “my little pony”

That ‘corn at the front of the line looks strangely like Big Mac. He’s even got a harness, by the looks of it!