Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 15, 2020

At least Elmont was working on something , off the law , but still a work .

Elmont misunderstood the term “freedom of the press.”

Hundreds of thousands a day?

I can recall two movies about homeless people, one with Joe Pesci and one with Samuel Jackson. Also, homeless folks were featured in BTTF. Can’t remember the last time they were seen.

I really miss those two.

His files go all the way back to 1912?

I once got a photocopied $5 bill in my cash withdrawal from an ATM inside a bank. After I gave it to a teller, they kept me there for almost 15 minutes until giving me a real one. And they didn’t thank me. They treated me like a crook they couldn’t prove. I closed my account just after that.

I can never tell when Elmont is lucid. I hope NO Political party finds his card board box. We could be in big trouble.

You say ‘counterfeiting.’ I say BOOTSTRAPS!

Elmont got in trouble for making big money. He made it about a quarter-inch too big!

My Dad used to say that modern color Xerography makes it so much easier to live well.

Canon copier had a commercial color model whose resolution was so high office workers were printing copies of money.. Secret Service told Canon to recall/swap-out the GPU chip to reduce the resolution..

And, there is the Real Reason for the decline of Printed Newspapers:

The Homeless were wrapping themselves up in discarded newspapers to keep warm.