Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 11, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Good to see Calvin got the joke. Maybe one day he will appreciate how funny it is.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Gifted? No. Insane? Absolutely!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    and to think Dad was the joker between Calvin’s parents

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hobbes look of surprise in panel 2 to Calvin’s statement is priceless !

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    Well, looks like he got an insight of where his life is headed!!

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    Pointspread  almost 5 years ago

    Mom got a good one in there!

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    frequency270  almost 5 years ago

    “Went”?!?!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    Ob-gyns don’t provide refunds

    … for obvious reasons.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, she paid  all right. Just not money.

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    Baarorso  almost 5 years ago

    A “GIFTED child that she wouldn’t have PAID FOR”? That sounds like a joke Calvin’s father would have cracked, truth to tell. :/

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    bkybl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I guess it’s too late to regift him.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Well, you do have to order ’em sight unseen.

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    GabryelFrost  almost 5 years ago

    Joke ? More like supervillain origin story…

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 5 years ago

    Walked right into that one, good to see Mum getting one in for once..

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    BURN!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    You went bad long before that joke, Calvin!

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Well, you do have the gift of the gab, Calvin!

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    dlkrueger33  almost 5 years ago

    Must be an (old) parent joke. I remember my mother saying this to me in the 1960s. LOL

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    Plumbob Wilson  almost 5 years ago

    So this explains why Calvin appeared on all those ‘90s car decals, peeing on competitors’ logos. Bad, indeed.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    According to dad they did pay for him. He was a blue light special at K-Mart.

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    posse1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I can tell Calvin “got” the jest from Mom due to his eyebrows, but Hobbs expression in panel 2 could go a couple ways. Either it’s “Good one, Mom!” (& he’s trying not to smile) or hes just trying to figure it out.

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Moms have to go to Sarcasm School before they’re allowed to have kids,

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    The Pro from Dover  almost 5 years ago

    The gift that keeps on giving.

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    STARTS WITH A B  almost 5 years ago

    This one will keep me laughing all day. Just by the look on his face.

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    M2MM  almost 5 years ago

    He was the blue-light special according to his dad. “Way cheaper, but almost as good.” LOL. (I told that to my youngest when he asked where he came from. He thought that was COOL!)

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They paid for him all right. And they keep paying…

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    V45mikky  almost 5 years ago

    If he were a gift he would be re-gifted.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 5 years ago

    Zinger from Mom and not Dad this time. ☺

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Making excuses already.

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    I’m gonna use that one on my kids!

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    gantech  almost 5 years ago

    Nowadays “gifted” is even being applied to kids who are “challenged”. I guess the idea is to mitigate bias. Well folks, how well do we all think it worked? Would honestly like to see your comments.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Gift? But I do wonder if he was a surprise.

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    33Angel  almost 5 years ago

    I LOVE how pi—ed-off Calvin’s face is throughout this comic! Super funny!!!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just be glad his parents decided not to re-gift!

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    mgillgannon Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    WAS a gifted child? He’s only six, right?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 5 years ago

    I know a few who if they had their last child first would’ve had no more.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    One reason why Sears no longer does catalog sales.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    Agh.. you have such good parents calvin. Mom was just joking.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    He is and he has some very bad habits.

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    txmystic  almost 5 years ago

    Hobbes be all like “yes, Calvin…THAT’s how you went bad…”

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    Red33410  almost 5 years ago

    …when reporters ask about what lead me to go wrong.

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    Jesquire  over 4 years ago

    This was one of my favorites of the whole strip.

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