Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 08, 2020

Alas.

Ever since she suffered that fatal accident, she has only made a bare-bones effort at anything.

Give me what you got….Judy, Judy, Judy…

Judy says, “Put your money where your mouth is and lay a 20 on me sugar lips.”

What’s the real story or is this just a head fake..

The some of all fears. Fiends, Moon-men, Country Joe and the Fish, lend me some ears.

Looks to me she gave everything she had, and then some….

She may not have given much, but it looks like you’re about to give up your finger, dude.

Yes, but she’s smiling back at you, Mac.

 

ᴛʜɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴄᴏᴍɪᴄs’ ɴᴇᴡsʀᴏᴏᴍ

Rotifer Thalweg’s is in Small Town, America helping Mother Thalweg* celebrate her 92nd birthday, so there will be no “witty, insightful and entertaining” comment today.

* How is she doing, you ask? I’m headed to Best Buy to replace her computer – the one she has now isn’t fast enough for her.

P.S. Okay just one:

Of all her hair days, today is not Judy’s best – cut her some some slack.

(takes the skull) Alas, poor Judy! I knew her well. A person of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. She hath borne me on her back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.

Sheesh! I wish he wouldn’t keep digging up the past and bringing poor Yorick into every conversation.

…I don’t know, she seems to be a head of the situation to me…

… enough of your skullduggery…

…it looks like he is looking to get sum of her fortune…

…a body in motion tends to stay in motion…

…[ David Lee Roth] I ain’t got no body …

…Goober’s imitation of Cary Grant:JudyJudyJudy…

…I don’t care what you say…

…you are not using me for a football…

…Somewhere over the rainbow…

…My name is Alexa, dumbass…

Judy … Your Ick-y life is over … off with your head …!

Don’t be so certain that Judy is with you. Perhaps that may be somebody else in disguise, (without glasses)..

Gothamlet City Batman and Robin…. a trip from the past.

Just click your heels together and say, “There is no place like home.”

Alas Judy has given her all and it still isn’t enough. Maybe Frankenstein can get her up again to work more.

Judy gave up some. That’s better than none.

Judy, Judy, Judy!

In the rôle of Yorick tonight: Judy.

As Hamlet: some old 19th century ham.

Can the improvising. It’s spam, Ham!

“If you hate my skull that much, Dave, give it back to me. Some people don’t understand Valentine’s Day.”

“I don’t know man, I just asked the bar maid for a beer with a beautiful head like hers….”