Rotifer Thalweg’s is in Small Town, America helping Mother Thalweg* celebrate her 92nd birthday, so there will be no “witty, insightful and entertaining” comment today.
* How is she doing, you ask? I’m headed to Best Buy to replace her computer – the one she has now isn’t fast enough for her.
P.S. Okay just one:
Of all her hair days, today is not Judy’s best – cut her some some slack.
(takes the skull) Alas, poor Judy! I knew her well. A person of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. She hath borne me on her back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Alas.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ever since she suffered that fatal accident, she has only made a bare-bones effort at anything.
*Hot Rod* almost 5 years ago
*Hot Rod* almost 5 years ago
Judy says, “Put your money where your mouth is and lay a 20 on me sugar lips.”
Pickled Pete almost 5 years ago
What’s the real story or is this just a head fake..
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The some of all fears. Fiends, Moon-men, Country Joe and the Fish, lend me some ears.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Looks to me she gave everything she had, and then some….
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
She may not have given much, but it looks like you’re about to give up your finger, dude.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Yes, but she’s smiling back at you, Mac.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
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Rotifer Thalweg’s is in Small Town, America helping Mother Thalweg* celebrate her 92nd birthday, so there will be no “witty, insightful and entertaining” comment today.
* How is she doing, you ask? I’m headed to Best Buy to replace her computer – the one she has now isn’t fast enough for her.
P.S. Okay just one:
Of all her hair days, today is not Judy’s best – cut her some some slack.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
(takes the skull) Alas, poor Judy! I knew her well. A person of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. She hath borne me on her back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Sheesh! I wish he wouldn’t keep digging up the past and bringing poor Yorick into every conversation.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…I don’t know, she seems to be a head of the situation to me…
… enough of your skullduggery…
…it looks like he is looking to get sum of her fortune…
…a body in motion tends to stay in motion…
…[ David Lee Roth] I ain’t got no body …
…Goober’s imitation of Cary Grant:JudyJudyJudy…
…I don’t care what you say…
…you are not using me for a football…
…Somewhere over the rainbow…
…My name is Alexa, dumbass…
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Judy … Your Ick-y life is over … off with your head …!
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
Don’t be so certain that Judy is with you. Perhaps that may be somebody else in disguise, (without glasses)..
*Hot Rod* almost 5 years ago
Gothamlet City Batman and Robin…. a trip from the past.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Just click your heels together and say, “There is no place like home.”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Alas Judy has given her all and it still isn’t enough. Maybe Frankenstein can get her up again to work more.
ransomknotts almost 5 years ago
Judy gave up some. That’s better than none.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Judy, Judy, Judy!
In the rôle of Yorick tonight: Judy.
As Hamlet: some old 19th century ham.
Can the improvising. It’s spam, Ham!
Randy B Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“If you hate my skull that much, Dave, give it back to me. Some people don’t understand Valentine’s Day.”
*Hot Rod* almost 5 years ago
“I don’t know man, I just asked the bar maid for a beer with a beautiful head like hers….”