Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 18, 2020

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Nurse. 2020, an election year.

    Bung. Put me back in a coma until mid-2021.

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    Orcatime  over 4 years ago

    Would you like some blood in your alcohol system?

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    Ink blot Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Wine would be better than saline.

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    w6nim7  over 4 years ago

    It’s Annie Greensprings – - vintage last Friday!

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not year IV.

    (There are II kinds of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don’t.)

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 4 years ago

    Nurse [With Demeanor in her Voice] : “It’s the year of our lord 2020, but you wouldn’t know that, having 80 proof in your blood 24/7!”

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    Dobber Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s a good vintage, Bung.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    Is it because he’s lying down that Bung looks a little bloated?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ha. When I hear of an IV I always think of the ‘league’. Don’t know why. Just do.

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    Sportymonk  over 4 years ago

    Does Bung look a little big or swollen?

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Sadly for Bung,it’s not alcoholic.

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    Al Nala  over 4 years ago

    What I want to know is why the nurse’s breasts are on her back.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Either that is a really small nurse or Bing is very bloated!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Kids today don’t even know this info! Get rid of Common Core…it’s dumbing down America….

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    sobrown51  over 4 years ago

    Everyone talking about roman numerals. No one surprised a sot like Bung gives a tinkersdam what year a wine would be?

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    LV1951  over 4 years ago

    MD 2020

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    donwestonmysteries  over 4 years ago

    Seems Rodney has gained a few pounds.

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    Eric S   over 4 years ago

    Whatever it is, he is extremely bloated!

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    Bung is retaining fluids..more than usual.

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