Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 21, 2020

Rodney gets another WEDGIE from the Fink.

I still have my Granddad’s golf clubs. They all have wooden shafts. That way they would break when the “Fink” starts using them on Rodney’s head.

Uh-oh, who says that, Rodney? You’re about to get someone in big trouble!

was thinking of TV comics where Rodney’s little star would have been accompanied by a couple of others and some birdies flying around!

First ball to the nose now iron to the head, Rodney?

The fink has a nasty backswing.

I suppose you don’t need a strong swing to have a hard hit.

Next time Sire, I won’t be standing so close…grrrrrrrrr

I have a good strong swing. accurate… not so much.

“It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got no swing.”

I’m thinking the king needs a caddy who wears a knights helmet; not a chain-mail hood.

As per physics Rodney’s cranium seems to be much stronger than metal handle.

Height of flattery Rodney.

If you’ve got nothing to swing you can’t be with Bing!

Is that the bunker behind Rodney?