Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 15, 2020

something not worth thinking aobut

I really don’t like this “end of the world” stuff. Why can’t we just go to Equestria already?

Unfortunately things are not going well in this world and people are behaving very erratically/crazy.

Are we sure this isn’t the Dark Marigold from yesterday? Turn your head to the right so we can see if you’re wearing a monocle.

However the world ends, it’ll mean whoever’s in charge of the afterlife loses their source of income, assuming they can even handle the brief massive increase on the workload from certain scenarios.

I guess it will all end beautifully, if unicorns have a say!

The Black Unicorn of the Apocalypse!

When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has passed without even a last, desperate warning Then look into the sky where through the clouds a path is torn Look and see her, how she sparkles, the Unicorn of the Apocalypse wait that can’t be right

I do not think that unicorns will have caused the “red giant” phase of the sun which will engulf the earth in 1 billion years.

Well, we already have a “Unicorn of Death…”

I mean, most of the villains from FiM were unicorns, so…

“All accidentally all”? Marigold is slipping here.

I’ve seen something about unicorns from around the middle east/Indian sub-continent that are black-furred and scary as all get out, definitely not the beautiful mystical unicorns of mythology nor the silly multi-hued unicorns of popular culture.

Peter S. Beagle did not depict that second theory.

We know the creation theory Marigold subscribes to is the “Big Sparkle Theory”.

As far as speculation about the end of the world goes, I think the “Neigh Singularity” holds the most water. It just makes sense that the end of the world would be brought about by “neigh sayers”.

Climate change.