So they are no different than any other service center hotline.
“Your call is very important to us (snerk!)”
“Para español, oprima dos.”
Just like when you call the Poison Control Center or Suicide Prevention hotline….please hold for the next available representative!!!
Yesterday I made a tech call and got a person in about 2 minutes. Not only that, I could understand what they were saying!! On top of that they knew what they were talking about and solved my problems. It was stunning!!!
Incontenence hotline, please hold.
Probably calling the Equifax “helpline”.
Wow, sounds a lot like Dell support.
Humana Health: Go through five option trees to get to the one you need and then are told it will be a 20 minute wait.
what happened to the poor ladies nose? Looks like she got punched
“Please press 1 to get back to the start menu, then press 1 on the start menu.”
Bleeb hiding in the snake plant. Get out of there little buddy that plant is very toxic!
Please be patient while we test your patience.
“Are currently listening to others whining about their pathetic lives”
been so freaking there!!!!!
I would go buy a lottery ticket.
“…are practicing their English and memorizing their scripts. Please stand by.”
Good thing she wasn’t trying to reach the Slow Talkers of America.
August 21, 2015
allen@home over 4 years ago
So they are no different than any other service center hotline.
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Your call is very important to us (snerk!)”
baddawg1989 over 4 years ago
“Para español, oprima dos.”
Stevefk over 4 years ago
Just like when you call the Poison Control Center or Suicide Prevention hotline….please hold for the next available representative!!!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yesterday I made a tech call and got a person in about 2 minutes. Not only that, I could understand what they were saying!! On top of that they knew what they were talking about and solved my problems. It was stunning!!!
Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago
Incontenence hotline, please hold.
A# 466 over 4 years ago
Probably calling the Equifax “helpline”.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wow, sounds a lot like Dell support.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 4 years ago
Humana Health: Go through five option trees to get to the one you need and then are told it will be a 20 minute wait.
iwontgiveit over 4 years ago
what happened to the poor ladies nose? Looks like she got punched
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Please press 1 to get back to the start menu, then press 1 on the start menu.”
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Bleeb hiding in the snake plant. Get out of there little buddy that plant is very toxic!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Please be patient while we test your patience.
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Are currently listening to others whining about their pathetic lives”
AnitaSeekford over 4 years ago
been so freaking there!!!!!
DavidKundtz over 4 years ago
I would go buy a lottery ticket.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
“…are practicing their English and memorizing their scripts. Please stand by.”
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Good thing she wasn’t trying to reach the Slow Talkers of America.