Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 25, 2020

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    Gary Fabian  almost 5 years ago

    You sure that was in his pocket? The way Frazz jumped, it looked like he was goosed from behind.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    What is it? A Frazz-alert?

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Never speaking again then, Caulfield?

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Caulfield, if you had one of those, no one would believe you’re really you!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And here I thot it was the PA system’s buzzer to say that, yes, we’re telling you what to do now. Get up and go to your next class.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    That buzzer would be really busy in that boy’s pocket.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Well, he was a friend.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “If I want to get told what to do all day, I’ll get a job as a janitor.”

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    If two vegans argue, is it still considered a beef?

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    unfair.de  almost 5 years ago

    The SnarkRemarkMarker® – would be in high demand by people in my whereabouts.

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    cervelo  almost 5 years ago

    People who exercise regularly don’t need a fitness tracker to tell them what to do. They may use apps like Strava track their longer term training routine. I can tell you what my heartbeat is within 5 to 10 bpm when I exercise. If you exercise regularly a Fitbit is close to useless.

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    cervelo  almost 5 years ago

    I guess Mallett has got Frazz coming close to saying something borderline hillbilly for the purpose of the punchline. I don’t remember Frazz doing that a heck of a lot.

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    Uncle Bob  almost 5 years ago
    Admitting you have a problem is the first step, Fraz
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    rf_in_va  almost 5 years ago

    A politically correct app? This implies it is listening to everything you say (and sharing it?).

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Could have used one of those lots of times in the past 8 decades and still need one. You’d think I’d learned by now.

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    Tallguy  almost 5 years ago

    No one’s going to try and finish his sentence?

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    mclukk  almost 5 years ago

    https://youtu.be/KZag1zlecGI

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    well-i-never  almost 5 years ago

    Cliff Claven tried one of those! You really have to watch who has the controller before you try it.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    If he sticks with this, I guess the comic’s about to end.

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    Nick Danger  almost 5 years ago

    The intensity might be set a bit high

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    Doug Kimbler  almost 5 years ago

    Get married? join the army? possibilities are endless

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    “Mallett’s* blog Posts Frazz16 hrs · This could lead to some serious ethical questions. If there were a device to alert us to our mistakes ahead of time, - would we ever learn anything?- if we did learn, would the first thing we learn be to ignore the device and go ahead and make the mistakes anyway?- would it be able to tell the difference between an honest mistake and foolishness bordering on negligence? - and just how big would that thing have to be to hold the charge necessary to alert me to all my mistakes until the end of the day when I could plug it back in to recharge?

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