Something to ruminate on.
You get what you pay for….. A new drink for the Froglandia Bar…
1 oz. Jack Daniels
2 oz. Boones Farm Wine
3 oz. Hamm’s Running Bear Beer
named Daniel Boone w/ running bear chaser
His opinion of himself was even more inflated than his girlfriend…
Groovy feelings needed….
Find a groove and prove your manliness.
… buy a GTO…
…problem solved…
…Teresa is the G.O.A.T. …
… sex with an inflatable goat is a baaaad idea…
…that’s why I now want to try it…
…this guy (let’s call him, Earl)…
…wants his feelings reciprocated by his inflatable caprine girl…
…sooo, I think that Earl thinks…
…[ now thinking as Earl]…
…it’s not all about me…
…it’s all about EWE ….
How do you feel?
I use my hands.
Fortunately, he felt empty, hollow, used, soiled and expendable.
He has to be a big blowhard just to get her to sit up and take notice.
I wonder if she rodeos?
https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2011/03/24
There must be a better way…after all, she’s just full of hot air in the end….
None of this matters
as long as you get to use the HOV lane …!
Words spoken in the dark
Alienation, biting hearts
Want nothing, want no bar
Held hostage from the start
Grab your gun and turn his hand
Walkin’ across the promised land
Settle down and drink your joe
Enjoy the scene before it implodes
.
Goat Girl – Cracker Drool
Most guys do like it when their girlfriend reciprocates. Now, a reciprocating, blow-up caprine, I have no experience there.
“When I come home at night she’ll be inflated…”
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind
In Every Dream Home a Heartache – Roxy Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmMveU0dmc
Dirty Old Goat (one or the other, or both)!
Washable & machine-dryable, IF battery-pack is removed first!
Guaranteed for at least 100 sessions of intimacy!
Cheap at any price!
…no man is an island…
…it is better to have loved and lost…
…is worth two in the bush…
…Jesus knew Mom was mad when she called him by his full name…
…night time a.m. radio reminds me of listening to C.K.L.W. …
…preach what you practice…
…I used to buy Playboy for the articles …
… Froglandia swampland 4 sale cheep…
…does owning a backhoe as good as buying a front-end loader?…
…McDouble or the double Cheeseburger, you decide…
…does Sponge Bob learn through osmosis?…
…Miss Piggy had a sore throat…
…8 o’clock coffee…
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Something to ruminate on.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
You get what you pay for….. A new drink for the Froglandia Bar…
1 oz. Jack Daniels
2 oz. Boones Farm Wine
3 oz. Hamm’s Running Bear Beer
named Daniel Boone w/ running bear chaser
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
His opinion of himself was even more inflated than his girlfriend…
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
Groovy feelings needed….
Find a groove and prove your manliness.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
… buy a GTO…
…problem solved…
…Teresa is the G.O.A.T. …
… sex with an inflatable goat is a baaaad idea…
…that’s why I now want to try it…
…this guy (let’s call him, Earl)…
…wants his feelings reciprocated by his inflatable caprine girl…
…sooo, I think that Earl thinks…
…[ now thinking as Earl]…
…it’s not all about me…
…it’s all about EWE ….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
How do you feel?
I use my hands.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fortunately, he felt empty, hollow, used, soiled and expendable.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
He has to be a big blowhard just to get her to sit up and take notice.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I wonder if she rodeos?
https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2011/03/24
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
There must be a better way…after all, she’s just full of hot air in the end….
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
None of this matters
as long as you get to use the HOV lane …!
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Words spoken in the dark
Alienation, biting hearts
Want nothing, want no bar
Held hostage from the start
Grab your gun and turn his hand
Walkin’ across the promised land
Settle down and drink your joe
Enjoy the scene before it implodes
.
Goat Girl – Cracker Drool
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
Most guys do like it when their girlfriend reciprocates. Now, a reciprocating, blow-up caprine, I have no experience there.
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
“When I come home at night she’ll be inflated…”
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind
In Every Dream Home a Heartache – Roxy Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmMveU0dmc
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Dirty Old Goat (one or the other, or both)!
Washable & machine-dryable, IF battery-pack is removed first!
Guaranteed for at least 100 sessions of intimacy!
Cheap at any price!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…no man is an island…
…it is better to have loved and lost…
…is worth two in the bush…
…Jesus knew Mom was mad when she called him by his full name…
…night time a.m. radio reminds me of listening to C.K.L.W. …
…preach what you practice…
…I used to buy Playboy for the articles …
… Froglandia swampland 4 sale cheep…
…does owning a backhoe as good as buying a front-end loader?…
…McDouble or the double Cheeseburger, you decide…
…does Sponge Bob learn through osmosis?…
…Miss Piggy had a sore throat…
…8 o’clock coffee…