Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 07, 2020

probably some kid who just lost his WiFi signal in there or just had there favorite show taken off of Netflix.

It’s an alternate dimension where “My Mother the Car” is the number one TV show for the 56th consecutive year.

Grab a few souvenirs before it closes.

https://ozyandmillie.org/comic/ozy-and-millie-2022/

School.

Everything is relative, Marigold. You cannot recognize evil if all you have ever seen and known is good. One supports the other.

A magical being couldn’t find it, but an elementary school student did.

Is this serendipity or what?

So that’s where King Sombra went.

Will they go inside the dark portal?

I don’t think that’s evil either. It’s probably just a hole that a goth fell into. Oh tragedy! Despair!

Will closing it be a hole other arc?

maybe phobe is growing up and the portal is her loseing her imagination…

Looks like the gaping abyss of depression…..

hOpE! dEsPaIr HoPe vErsUs dEsPaIr-

‘Gloom, despair and agony on me.’

I suspect that this won’t end up like the first issue of the Barry Ween comic.

So…is it a mouth?

It’s a dimension to Hee Haw! I’d recognize that song anywhere. “Gloom! Despair! and Agony on Me! Deep, dark depression, Excessive misery! If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all. Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me!”

With all the ‘dark dimensions’ you keep reading about, you’d think at least ONE of them would pay the blasted electric bill…

We’ve been seeing just the light, sparkly side. Now for the darker aspects of the magick world.

I wonder whether it sounded like this when it opened:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsVNVEXvPuQ&t=50s

(As the banjo plays) “O death, and grief, and sorrow, and murder.”

I bet it’s Naxese, Unicorn of Jokes in Very Poor Taste. “Woah! Oh woah is me!”

Looks like they’ve found a REAL portal to Hell! :)