Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 04, 2020

Actual factual crowns tend to be heavy and uncomfortable to wear even with padding and a neck brace… so I’m informed.

Uneasy sleeps the person that binge-watches The Crown .

Where did they get coffee??

If only all of life’s problems had solutions that were that simple.

Lives of the rich and famous!

Or, as 1066 and All That had it, “uneasy rests the head that wears a throne”.

Must frequent the same coffee shop as Khaleesi

And I was like, “Prithee Sire, where did you get that strange cup? And what mysterious nectar does it contain?”

Only an empty head Will feel the heaviness …..

Like… WOW!

He went to bed with a latte on his mind.

“Doctor, I get a sharp pain in my eye whenever I drink coffee”

“Take the spoon out of the cup first”

Occupational hazard.

And a wise therapist was he.

anachronistic paper coffee cups, and teenager speak (I was like).

sounds like the mental level of someone in charge.

Valley talk in the 12th century – who knew?

I’m not confident that the word ‘like’ was used so frequently in the Middle Ages as it is used now. I believe their English was much more refined.