Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 25, 2020

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    David OBrien  almost 5 years ago

    He wishes to be flushed with success.

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    It’s just the sort of question any invading Martian would ask.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    Well, if he moved anywhere today, presumably his bowels moved with him.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    Anyway you spell it, a BM is just another BM…

    I revelated about something today…

    A man got shot on TV while the camera was shooting…

    Clint Eastwood movie… wait till the guy goes to the outhouse and shoot him with his pants down.

    Don’t run with a hammer, you could trip and fall and give yourself a concussion …

    wear underwear or leave trail out the pantleg ….

    …the more the merrier, huuu 3HOUR?

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 5 years ago

    Today’s F.A. reminds me of Robert Crumb art for some reason…….

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    Mmmmm, I wonder?

    BM’s are most likely hereditary ….

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …Garrett was not yelling at the water tower…

    …he was hollering at what it represented…

    …he put Garrett plus Josephine up on it in purple spray paint…

    …it was his cutie pie love name for Jordan…

    …but Jordan hated it…

    …if Garrett was going to profess his love for all the world to see, couldn’t he, at least, use her real name?…

    …and she told Garrett so…

    …‘but Josephine I love you,’ he exclaimed…

    …she, then, proceeded to tell him that he was full of crap…

    … thus, the misunderstanding…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    It’s all in the movement…..it can be a very bumpy run or it can be a smooth mooooooove…..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The next question was, “What is your quest?”

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    A windmill, Don, you have to find a windmill.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    Business as usual Ty Cobb.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    Beethoven’s fifth movement..

    Roll over Beethoven, a pregnant guppy is moving in.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Zippy the Pinhead talks to Muffler Man all the time.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Sometimes you have to flush 10 or 15 times, just sayin…

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That tower could provide one memorable enema.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Hey … I should buy this print …

    for my bathroom upgrade …!

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    6turtle9  almost 5 years ago

    Born inside the sisters bowels

    Shat across the cosmos

    Banished to this pollywog mud ball

    Vengeance, I’m not throwing in the vowel

    I said I was sorry, but you slapped me back down

    Just a Sunday morning turd

    Comin’ down

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 5 years ago

    If you’re walking, you’re moving them.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

     

    I have a bird lease in the Texas panhandle near the Oklahoma border. When I go I stay at a Sleep Inn in Shamrock, Texas.

    Shamrock has a water tower. They’re quite proud of it in Shamrock (as well they should be – it’s the tallest water tower of its type in Texas).

    P.S. In all the years that I’ve been taking my dogs over there to hunt birds, I’ve never seen anyone talk to it (the water tower, that is) about any subject.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Why worry, it all comes out in the end.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t know who’s hiding in or on the water tower, but I strongly suspect it could be a girl I was sort of friendly with Way Back When. She was very direct in speaking her mind, shall we say? We had a rather similar discussion….

    P.S. It may or may not be relevant that she was related to a prominent political person of that era, with the same last name.

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