No twist-off cap??
TWO jokes for the price of one! Very good!
Huh! The Church Key Lady. Haven’t seen her in years. Could it be…SATAN?!
the bar crowd loves him because he really is a great opener…
Now he’s going to go open a church…
Why would a bottle with a twist-off cap need a bottle opener?
Your act? The opener did all the work.
At first I thought the opener was Gumby!
The church key seems to have no purpose here. The only can has a pop-top, and the bottles with caps need a different opener. But the sign has the right idea.
Hiccup….this is a bitter-sweet moment
Fool me, I thought the can opener was Gumby at first!
The opener will soon be out of a job because of a new twist!
Now that Mike’s open, he can be drunk with success.
Why would open mike night have an opening act?
So let’s give it up for CHURCHKEY!
What’s the point? Screw you!
No laughs from the crowd, Mike has a boozed ego.
Lots of technical correction comments and I applaud you all for having sharp eyes. But… it is still funny!
She helps the audience keep from feeling bottled up.
He just came from the can.
The act didn’t do much for the audience. It might have had better results if this was a strip show.
Huh. Usually, it’s a two-drink minimum.
Oh God, I just got it.
Thanks be to dog that Gary Larson has allowed his strips to be re-run.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
No twist-off cap??
pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago
TWO jokes for the price of one! Very good!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
Huh! The Church Key Lady. Haven’t seen her in years. Could it be…SATAN?!
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
the bar crowd loves him because he really is a great opener…
kmccjoe1 over 4 years ago
Now he’s going to go open a church…
robm over 4 years ago
Why would a bottle with a twist-off cap need a bottle opener?
Gent over 4 years ago
Your act? The opener did all the work.
Nswgr Premium Member over 4 years ago
At first I thought the opener was Gumby!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
The church key seems to have no purpose here. The only can has a pop-top, and the bottles with caps need a different opener. But the sign has the right idea.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Hiccup….this is a bitter-sweet moment
iggyman over 4 years ago
Fool me, I thought the can opener was Gumby at first!
Stevefk over 4 years ago
The opener will soon be out of a job because of a new twist!
uniquename over 4 years ago
Now that Mike’s open, he can be drunk with success.
davanden over 4 years ago
Why would open mike night have an opening act?
danholt over 4 years ago
So let’s give it up for CHURCHKEY!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
What’s the point? Screw you!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
No laughs from the crowd, Mike has a boozed ego.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Lots of technical correction comments and I applaud you all for having sharp eyes. But… it is still funny!
Lablubber over 4 years ago
She helps the audience keep from feeling bottled up.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
He just came from the can.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
The act didn’t do much for the audience. It might have had better results if this was a strip show.
Obi-Haiv over 4 years ago
Huh. Usually, it’s a two-drink minimum.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oh God, I just got it.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Thanks be to dog that Gary Larson has allowed his strips to be re-run.