Darn. I thought that was Excalibur.
Except YOU have to do it with a teency weency little knife.
It’s the same principle as outrunning a bear.
You know that one, right?
You don’t outrun the bear, you outrun the other guy.
Here, you stab the other guy so that he’s flailing around and bleeding, while you quietly swim away.
You think it won’t work? Try killing a shark with this knife then, Tarzan!
How will sharks attack while we’re flying over water? Oh, wait, there’s something you’re not telling us.
Not exactly something the soothes one’s mind.
“Sharks on a Plane”
Might the sword indicate a chance of pirates, too?
I was on a flight from Phoenix to Yuma. They gave the usual safety briefing … “in the event of a water landing …” I was wondering how far off course we’d have to be for that to happen.
Gasp!
Looks like she missed a step
Not sure having swords in inflatable rafts is such a good idea…
Just how low over the water are they planning on flying?
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger over 4 years ago
Darn. I thought that was Excalibur.
Leojim over 4 years ago
Except YOU have to do it with a teency weency little knife.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s the same principle as outrunning a bear.
You know that one, right?
You don’t outrun the bear, you outrun the other guy.
Here, you stab the other guy so that he’s flailing around and bleeding, while you quietly swim away.
You think it won’t work? Try killing a shark with this knife then, Tarzan!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
How will sharks attack while we’re flying over water? Oh, wait, there’s something you’re not telling us.
rshive over 4 years ago
Not exactly something the soothes one’s mind.
rmercer Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Sharks on a Plane”
danholt over 4 years ago
Might the sword indicate a chance of pirates, too?
dflak over 4 years ago
I was on a flight from Phoenix to Yuma. They gave the usual safety briefing … “in the event of a water landing …” I was wondering how far off course we’d have to be for that to happen.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Gasp!
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Looks like she missed a step
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Not sure having swords in inflatable rafts is such a good idea…
Nuclear Nemesis over 4 years ago
Just how low over the water are they planning on flying?