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I was on a flight from Phoenix to Yuma. They gave the usual safety briefing … “in the event of a water landing …” I was wondering how far off course we’d have to be for that to happen.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
Darn. I thought that was Excalibur.
Leojim almost 5 years ago
Except YOU have to do it with a teency weency little knife.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It’s the same principle as outrunning a bear.
You know that one, right?
You don’t outrun the bear, you outrun the other guy.
Here, you stab the other guy so that he’s flailing around and bleeding, while you quietly swim away.
You think it won’t work? Try killing a shark with this knife then, Tarzan!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How will sharks attack while we’re flying over water? Oh, wait, there’s something you’re not telling us.
rshive almost 5 years ago
Not exactly something the soothes one’s mind.
rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Sharks on a Plane”
danholt almost 5 years ago
Might the sword indicate a chance of pirates, too?
dflak almost 5 years ago
I was on a flight from Phoenix to Yuma. They gave the usual safety briefing … “in the event of a water landing …” I was wondering how far off course we’d have to be for that to happen.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Gasp!
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
Looks like she missed a step
WCraft almost 5 years ago
Not sure having swords in inflatable rafts is such a good idea…
Nuclear Nemesis almost 5 years ago
Just how low over the water are they planning on flying?