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The only thing I ever stuck directly to any of my vehicles or my familyâs vehicles were required to be there for access to â or parking at â various places I drove to. Of course, I also donât have tattoos or piercings. Seems obvious to me.
Especializes? Is this another made up word that adults are supposed to accept from young kids? Reject and correct to have our children be knowledgeable..
I like bumper stickers, and as a public service I even sort them out: left-wing opinions on the left, right-wing opinions on the right, stuff about good home cookinâ in the middle.
I liked the âIâd rather be sailingâ sticker on the back bumper of the old hearse my husband and I used as a tow vehicle for years. It was always applicable because of the previous use of said vehicle, but also relevant when stuck in rush hour traffic.
Jef Mallettâs Blog Posts · Frazz · 14 hrs · My own car has a few statements stuck to it. Just the right amount, it occurs to me, to be wishy-washy. If stickers and magnets were tattoos, my car is between me â a single one that means a lot â and the fully committed Any Given Member of the Waitstaff at Imperial On Woodward.
But thatâs enough to make one of the main statements that stickers on cars make regardless of whatâs printed on them: My car is not a lease. Although to say you can tell my car is owned by its stickers is like saying you can tell an animal is a rhinoceros by its horn. There are plenty of other clues.
Georgette Washington Bunny about 5 years ago
Magnets just mean youâre keeping your cars resale value in mind.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
The only thing I ever stuck directly to any of my vehicles or my familyâs vehicles were required to be there for access to â or parking at â various places I drove to. Of course, I also donât have tattoos or piercings. Seems obvious to me.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
The kid is right. A sticker would mean the parents are in it all the way. the commitment being more important than the car.
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
And âWASH MEâ written in dust says something else entirely.
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
The tape messes up the paint when you have a magnetic sign and plastic or aluminum panels.
hyddyr about 5 years ago
Especializes â thereâs a word for sign.
Ceeg22 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Somebody stuck a sticker on my car. Fortunately I was able to remove it. If theyâd stuck it in the bumper rather than the door I might have left it.
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Especializes? Nice.
rf_in_va about 5 years ago
Especializes? Is this another made up word that adults are supposed to accept from young kids? Reject and correct to have our children be knowledgeable..
Yermo Adam about 5 years ago
Hey Jef. Great Cartoon. Thanks much
tzid about 5 years ago
Donât know if especializes is an actual word, but it should be.
Jimmyk939 about 5 years ago
I think especialize is the same as uniquosityâŠsorta, kinda, in an adjuncty sidey way. Dang, I love the English language!!
bigal666 about 5 years ago
Itâs like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.
Stickmaker about 5 years ago
Just remember, nothing holds on tighter than a losing candidateâs sticker.
danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Should we listen to what your parents say about you after they find the sticker?
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago
I like bumper stickers, and as a public service I even sort them out: left-wing opinions on the left, right-wing opinions on the right, stuff about good home cookinâ in the middle.
Baucuva about 5 years ago
Lol. Wait until your 2nd grader finds out your car is magnetic.
CatStaff Premium Member about 5 years ago
I liked the âIâd rather be sailingâ sticker on the back bumper of the old hearse my husband and I used as a tow vehicle for years. It was always applicable because of the previous use of said vehicle, but also relevant when stuck in rush hour traffic.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Jef Mallettâs Blog Posts · Frazz · 14 hrs · My own car has a few statements stuck to it. Just the right amount, it occurs to me, to be wishy-washy. If stickers and magnets were tattoos, my car is between me â a single one that means a lot â and the fully committed Any Given Member of the Waitstaff at Imperial On Woodward.
But thatâs enough to make one of the main statements that stickers on cars make regardless of whatâs printed on them: My car is not a lease. Although to say you can tell my car is owned by its stickers is like saying you can tell an animal is a rhinoceros by its horn. There are plenty of other clues.
fairportfan about 5 years ago
âStick Magnetic Ribbons on Your SUVâ by the Asylum Street Spankers â find it on YouTube.
{Iâd include the link, but it might be mildly offensive to some {i think one "F"}; itâs worth watching, though}