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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 09, 2011
Transcript:
Joe: Better hurry or you'll miss the school bus, Danae... Danae: Nope... I have something a lot more important to do, Daddy... As the head of the Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood, I'm going to lobby Congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything! Joe: O-o-o-kay... how well-funded is your lobby? Danae: Uh... that depends. How much have you got? Joe: I think I've spotted a flaw in your plan. Danae: That's impossible! Girls are flawless!!
LordDogmore about 14 years ago
Just remember kids âDadâ is spelled D-A-D and not A-T-M.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
And you have not discovered your flaw - you have mad 2 flawsâŠ.. And you have not corrected your flaw through sterilization - you have made 3 flawsâŠâŠ
grapfhics about 14 years ago
His timing is off. That what you get without any patience.
Bittermelon of Truth about 14 years ago
Nancy Pelosi got booted from her post as House speaker, good luck convincing Congress to let another girl take chargeâŠ
dataweaver about 14 years ago
Girls may be flawless; but in that household, theyâre also fundlessâŠ
cdward about 14 years ago
^Uh, BinaryWiener, how many guys have been booted from that post before? Just sayinâ.
ghoti30 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Pelosi didnât get booted for doing a bad job, she was booted for being a woman. The Male, Pale and Stale portion of Congress called for her ouster before she even took over the jobâŠ
My mom taught me how to change my own oilâŠwithout calling JiffyLube.
And the boys gave us NewtâŠJust sayinââŠ
Rodney99 about 14 years ago
If the women were really as smart as Danae thinks they are, they wouldnât WANT to be in charge.
The âleaderâ takes the heat for the incompetence of the rest of the organization.
wicky about 14 years ago
She should be on Lithium.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 14 years ago
Hey Bianry, when did Ms Pelosi revert to being a âgirlâ? That shows a darker part of youâŠ.
Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago
Looking at the historical record, itâs clear that humans should never be allowed to have political power.
Problem is, nobody else on Earth wants the responsibility.
Olfarto about 14 years ago
Just a thought: Isnât dad ALSO a stinky, booger-brained boy, all grown up?
Not too smart there, Danae, seeking funds from the enemy.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Beep! Beep! Message from G.R.O.S.S. Slimey girls have attack plan . Note typo in manifesto. Said âFlawâ instead of âUseâ Continue manufacturing snowballs. Attack imminent. Cannot decode âBettyâ or âGloriaâ
TheDOCTOR about 14 years ago
TPPM about 14 years ago
As Olfarto pointed out Dad is a boy.
And, Binary Weiner, Pelosi wasnât booted out of her job, her party lost the majority, sheâs still minority leader.
Varnes about 14 years ago
Which one is older, Danae or Kate? Or are they opposite twins?
bmonk about 14 years ago
Danae is not the only one to discover this flaw. Remember this?
No mon, no fun. Â Your Son. Too bad; so sad. Â Your Dad.MatureCanadian about 14 years ago
Love the expression on the faces in the final section. Danae is correct of course women are perfect.
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Girls may be âflawless,â but theyâre also penniless.
WaitingMan about 14 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49: Calling congress booger-brained boys is an insult to booger-brained boys everywhere.
Justice22 about 14 years ago
Danae will have to set up another advice standâŠâŠâŠ âFix Your Overabundance of cashââŠâŠ.. $1M/hr.
puddleglum1066 about 14 years ago
Laura: I thought Pelosi got booted from her position as Speaker of the House because the other party won a majority of the seats in Congress. Yâknow, kinda like how my former representative Denny Hastert got the boot from that same job in â06âŠ
As for Danae, has she yet learned the meaning of the phrase âPACâ? As in âPurchase A Congresspersonâ? That first word means you gotta have lots of moneyâŠ
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
I know a lot of women who think that women âare flawless.â