Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 09, 2011

Just remember kids “Dad” is spelled D-A-D and not A-T-M.

And you have not discovered your flaw - you have mad 2 flaws….. And you have not corrected your flaw through sterilization - you have made 3 flaws……

His timing is off. That what you get without any patience.

Nancy Pelosi got booted from her post as House speaker, good luck convincing Congress to let another girl take charge…

Girls may be flawless; but in that household, they’re also fundless…

^Uh, BinaryWiener, how many guys have been booted from that post before? Just sayin’.

Pelosi didn’t get booted for doing a bad job, she was booted for being a woman. The Male, Pale and Stale portion of Congress called for her ouster before she even took over the job…

My mom taught me how to change my own oil…without calling JiffyLube.

And the boys gave us Newt…Just sayin’…

If the women were really as smart as Danae thinks they are, they wouldn’t WANT to be in charge.

The “leader” takes the heat for the incompetence of the rest of the organization.

She should be on Lithium.

Hey Bianry, when did Ms Pelosi revert to being a “girl”? That shows a darker part of you….

Looking at the historical record, it’s clear that humans should never be allowed to have political power.

Problem is, nobody else on Earth wants the responsibility.

Just a thought: Isn’t dad ALSO a stinky, booger-brained boy, all grown up?

Not too smart there, Danae, seeking funds from the enemy.

Beep! Beep! Message from G.R.O.S.S. Slimey girls have attack plan . Note typo in manifesto. Said “Flaw” instead of “Use” Continue manufacturing snowballs. Attack imminent. Cannot decode “Betty” or “Gloria”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER

As Olfarto pointed out Dad is a boy.

And, Binary Weiner, Pelosi wasn’t booted out of her job, her party lost the majority, she’s still minority leader.

Which one is older, Danae or Kate? Or are they opposite twins?

Danae is not the only one to discover this flaw. Remember this?

No mon, no fun.   Your Son. Too bad; so sad.   Your Dad.

Love the expression on the faces in the final section. Danae is correct of course women are perfect.

Girls may be “flawless,” but they’re also penniless.

@Night-Gaunt49: Calling congress booger-brained boys is an insult to booger-brained boys everywhere.

Danae will have to set up another advice stand……… “Fix Your Overabundance of cash”…….. $1M/hr.

Laura: I thought Pelosi got booted from her position as Speaker of the House because the other party won a majority of the seats in Congress. Y’know, kinda like how my former representative Denny Hastert got the boot from that same job in ‘06…

As for Danae, has she yet learned the meaning of the phrase “PAC”? As in “Purchase A Congressperson”? That first word means you gotta have lots of money…

I know a lot of women who think that women “are flawless.”