Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 11, 2020

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    I’d rather have Barbara Eden.

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    GabryelFrost  almost 5 years ago

    With 90.000$ he should not need genie :)

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    Milady Meg  almost 5 years ago

    It’s too long to type, and too early to do an effective search, but this reminds me of the joke about the Pope and Frank Perdue.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    For that much money, yeah he’s a genie!

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    paddy  almost 5 years ago

    What does a wizard need money for?

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Sheer genie-ous, Wiz!

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Robin Williams, he ain’t…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My favorite genie is the one in A-Lad-In His Lamp

    https://www.facebook.com/GoldenAgeCartoons/videos/10156431887598926/

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Even the Wizard has a price. OF course.

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    s.gottlieb  almost 5 years ago

    For my third wish, I’d like my $90,000 back

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Money talks, Wizard bulks-up

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    A woman is walking along the beach and finds an oil lamp (go figure!) She rubs it, natch, and poof: a genie. “I will grant you three wishes!” She thinks a moment and says, “I wish for a world with no lawyers.” “Granted! That was your last wish.” “What!! You said I get three wishes!” “So, sue me.”

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 5 years ago

    The first wish is “can I have $90,000 dollars?”

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    dadlivonia  almost 5 years ago

    first wish – $90,000

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I wish I had a chocolate donut about now…

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    rhamje  almost 5 years ago

    First wish: I want $90,000

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    debra4life  almost 5 years ago

    I’d make it an even $100,000.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    You may want to be careful what you wish for.

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    alien011  almost 5 years ago

    If I had 90k to burn I wouldn’t need three wishes.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    Anything for 30k.

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