Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 11, 2020

She’s right, she can barely control herself!

Slight difference between being sexy and doing sexy.

“I also get orgasmic when you take out the trash.”

Arlo is delusional!!

Don’t worry Arlo. The appreciation comes later tonight.

Maybe there’s some type of sexy costume he’s supposed to wear.

She’s got a headache.

What happened to Robin? She hasn’t appeared in years.

From my experience, he’ll reap the benefit later…

Where are your bow tie and frilly shirt, man?

What’s she reading?

Sucker!

so go find me a man!

Sucker!!!!

“Arlo, honey, When you are done with the dishes, please get out the vacuum, you sexy thing.”

Time to throw in the towel, Arlo.

But it helps to wear the French maid outfit.

What, no Dishwasher?

Just not you liverlips.

He is not done with the dishes yet. Does he expect her to have sex with him in the middle of washing dishes?

Is her phone broken or lost? She never reads without it.

Well played Janis.

She just picked out a steamy romance novel to read while she’s waiting for him.

She is more likely to get frisky if she isn’t wiped out tired from doing chores.

Don’t wear clothes next time.

You’re just wearing too much under the apron, Arlo

She doesn’t have to watch to appreciate

I do have to ask – based on comments always made on this (and some other strips) – do people really need the adult movies, steamy books, etc. for the purposes people imply that they are being used? Just being with that special person should be enough to get one interested going – short of medical conditions that these things will not help.

Guy I know once asked his wife what turned her on. Her answer: “A clean kitchen!” Now he doesn’t call it “doing the dishes,” he calls it “foreplay!”