Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 16, 2020

Bipeds, heteropeds, homopeds, cispeds, . . . Did I miss anyone?

And the text in picture 2 is layed over the middle of the plaque? Is it already that awful to show a man and woman in nature? I find THIS really offensive, because most information of this science plaque is missing too.

Cats have being saying that for centuries.

“Hey look, Gbmof. These aliens must be very primitive. They haven’t invented clothes yet. Haw haw!”

Someone will always be offended.

I’m sure word of felis catus will reach intelligent aliens long before Pioneer 10 does.

Aliens: Look, the monkeys throw things!

You think he’s kidding but I remember the hysterical complaints about how the figures were naked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque#Criticism

That explains why aliens don’t come visit earth. They are shy about nudity…

[GASP] Human Sexuality is binary?!?

Then there was the episode of The Big Bang Theory where the aliens saw a human and thought they looked tasty.

Should have included a picture of bipeds eating octopi.

They can tell the guy is happy to meet them.

The comments aren’t coming up so did anyone mention that the plaque is out-of-date? It shows Pluto as a planet. Of course that may help divert invaders looking for a 9 planet system.