The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 05, 2020

Best kind of dog there is!

Kewpie: “I’m angry at you now, Wilberforce. Can I whiz on your leg?”

I guess being a muttmutt is better than being a doodledoodle.

Why is it called a Labradoodle and not Pooador?

And so are we all, young Will.

Multiple mixed breed dogs are just a fine blend of breeds.

Double A dogs. Ambiguous Ancestry.

We used to call them Heinz 57!

I remember when cross breeds were just called mutts and cost LESS than purebred dogs

Call him a muttmutt if you like, he’s still a good doggie.

Labradoodles look like French Poodles on steroids.

Unlike a lot of those “fad” dogs, I’ve met a number of labradoodles and they’ve all been just SO great! I remember, who I eventually did meet up close — I knocked on the door of a customer I was visiting (they weren’t home that day), the dog runs up to the door, big smile and tail wagging. He ran off, then came GALLOPING back, with a ball in his mouth so I could play with him! Unfortunately, not THAT day! But eventually, yes.

If the races are mixed they are mutts…

We call it a Curbstone Setter.

Kewpie is just a plain mayonnaise kind of dog.

Just don’t cross a bulldog with a shih tzu. You wind up with a “dog tzu” or something like that.

Duuuh!