Herman by Jim Unger for March 17, 2020

Something must be tender, he’s tiptoeing!

Now you have to call the FD.

He must have been well-grounded; he made the circuit. It was shocking but also illuminating. He’s just wired for this kind of work.

I told my wife that when she turned forty, I would trade her in for two twenties. She told me I wasn’t wired for 220.

Well THAT WASN’T A BRIGHT IDEA….WHY didn’t HE JUST "CALL THE GUY? "

Her concern is underwhelming.

Been there, done that. I welded my screw driver to the electrical box.

They still have tungsten bulbs??

He made short work of it.

“On the bright side: I saved the bulb!!!”

I learned at a very young age that electricity and Linguist do not mix!

I have enough rudimentary knowledge of electronics and electrical appliances to call someone who really knows what they’re doing. It saved me a lots of grief, aggravation, and money, over the years.

Got to admire his dedication to saving a $1 light bulb – he never dropped it!

Got electrocuted changing a light bulb, now that’s ineptness.

I got knocked on my butt in basic electricity class decades ago. Been real careful ever since. I not only shut off the ’breaker, I also check the circuit with a multimeter just to make sure.

He seems a Giacometti’s sculpture .

“A few sparks, a quick whiff of ozone…”

Standing there grinning and ain’t nothing funny.