Reed is kind of all over the place with his lunacy. Some days he’s on a “grammar” hunt, then he goes all hearts and flowers, now he’s just mangling the language. But you have to consider that he was just woken from a sound sleep. You’re not responsible for what you say & do when you first come awake.
grab him by the scruff, chuck him out the door, forget about him…better take him to the actual outside door and not just your apartment door or he might scratch at it trying to get back in.
frequency270 almost 5 years ago
Take the loss on the sheets. Bundle him up all him in one linen and toss him out the window. Or door if you’re feeling generous.
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Robbo, it’s time to take matters into your own hands. Literally.
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
When anyone calls you “sport” then you drop kick them into the next time zone!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Reed is kind of all over the place with his lunacy. Some days he’s on a “grammar” hunt, then he goes all hearts and flowers, now he’s just mangling the language. But you have to consider that he was just woken from a sound sleep. You’re not responsible for what you say & do when you first come awake.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Reed’s current philosophical stance is that “Possession is 9/10 of the law.”
iggyman almost 5 years ago
Throw some catnip into the hll, and when he goes after it, lock the door!
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
Time to boot the puss-in-sheets!!!
222jo almost 5 years ago
Aww, cute little sleepy cat head (ahem, sorry).
mrcooncat almost 5 years ago
Obviously, Reed is a Commie/Socialist … their motto is: What’s yours is MINE. Show him a picture of Senator Joe McCarthy … that should scare him away.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Pinkish call in a Leprechaun ! Happy Saint Patrick’s Day !
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
It is time for Rob to go for a field goal.
tmmiller almost 5 years ago
A) cats hate water + B) you’ve got to wash the sheets now anyway =C) throw water on him, Pinkish!
MartinPerry1 almost 5 years ago
No, Reed isn’t a socialist or anything like that. He didn’t write that he was being fired into the script, so Bucky couldn’t have said that.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh dear, Rob doesn’t need 2 Buckys in the house.
Scoutmaster77 almost 5 years ago
Have you ever seen a cat fly?
yangeldf almost 5 years ago
grab him by the scruff, chuck him out the door, forget about him…better take him to the actual outside door and not just your apartment door or he might scratch at it trying to get back in.
BlitzMcD almost 5 years ago
Variations on a theme by Neil Schenk……
Daeder almost 5 years ago
Just use him as a pillow, Rob.
rgcviper almost 5 years ago
" … don’t know goodish editing if it bited him in the monkey."
Now THAT’S some creative writing. Well done, Darby.