That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 06, 2020

“Buddy, you’re paying me for a pedicure. I really don’t want to hear about your wife sleeping with her personal trainer.”

“Watch your step next time. There are dogs pooping everywhere around here.”

Confirming the Guinness record for longest lifeline.

“Baking soda, once a day between your toes. It does a good job of absorbing odors, and from where I’m sitting that would be a good thing, if you get my drift, because I’m definitely getting one from these puppies.”

“Now, you didn’t get it from me, but…”

How can I shine your shoes when you are not wearing any?

I learned it from that Nazareth fellow; the Shiatsu massage is my innovation!

“In my line of work you see everything. Now there were some Hobbits in here the other day …… "

“Could you tuck your toga between your legs. I really don’t want to see your junk”

“I’m sorry, Biggus Dickus, but the boys from Monty Python had to a Jew named Brian they had to take to the Emperor. They should be back here shortly. "https://youtu.be/kx_G2a2hL6U

So a couple of days ago we had a painting of a woman with a hand fetish. now we have one with a foot fetish.

Yeah, this pedicurist was the best, but now Jack wishes he’d gone with the one in the pink dress.

It’s amusing to imagine the artist’s conversation with the extras. “You’ll be in the background while the foreground will be a man getting his foot washed. No, really. And you, uh, uh, you’ll be facing away walking out of the area to give a sense of motion (because nobody wants to look at your face).”

Would someone explain what a blue yeezy is?

“The game is a foot !”

I swear to you this guy’s shoes had wings on them. His name was Herman, or something like that.

This is the foot you use for the gas pedal – the OTHER foot is for the Clutch!

Xanthippe’s unique expertise/ was feet – and she offered surcease/ from countless afflictions,/ using medical fictions/ which she sold, at five Drachmas apiece.

“I’m sure glad they gave us gals someplace to relax. Hermès takes forever to try on shoes. “

Love me tender, love me sweet, but don’t forget to wash your feet.

Dyslexic cat house where they wash your feet instead of your………

Well, what did you think a ‘hand job’ was?

“The CDC recommends regular, um, foot washing, or something, I forget. Anyway…..”

Would you take them in Aquamarine?

“FOOT FAULT!!!!”

“Lemme get this straight. You were supposed to shake the dust from your sandals if you didn’t receive a warm welcome when you got to town but you lost your sandals so you opted for a foot wash. That’ll teach the unfriendly bastards!”

The Mother of Ulysses Recognizing her Son: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Circle_of_Sir_Edward_John_Poynter_-_The_Mother_of_Ulysses_Recognizing_her_Son.jpg 

has info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/poynter_sir_edward.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=503 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/edward-poynter 

https://www.northeastmedals.co.uk/britishguide/ashanti/ashantee_1873_74_edward_poynter.htm 

https://prabook.com/web/edward.poynter/3743107 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Edward.Poynter 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/311 

http://www.avictorian.com/Poynter_Edward.html 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/poynter/index.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 7 works associated with him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/03/05?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2399 (March 5, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Since the painting is signed E. Leighton instead of Poynter, it’s by perhaps a student in his circle. So far, 42 works by an artist with that last name and first initial have been used here. But, the auction house that sold this painting is well aware of him; so, I doubt that’s his signature. However, I’ve asked the recognized expert for that artist if it might be by him. If it is, I’ll change the attribution in the title URL, as will Mr. Melcher in his blog, but not here.

“Funny, I don’t remember the girl at the ball having a beard!”

Jacob the old fortune tellers Eyesite was getting bad and mistook the kings hand for his foot, but the lifeline was for 125 years.

Of course, Moshe! This is the Kosher version of “This Little Piggy”!! :>)

First, we must cleanse the area before we put that tattoo of a little butterfly above your ankle …

“This line running from your shin to your big toe tells me that you’re going to have some small fortune butit will recede as fast as it will come.”

Did I tell you about when I scored 4 touchdowns in a game against Polk High?