Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 15, 2020

  1. Flash
    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    One! One year in federal prison! Two! Two years in federal prison! . . .

     •  Reply
  2. Chainlightning
    electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    certified vampire ac-COUNT-ant

     •  Reply
  3. Img 0056
    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    Fly by night tax prep.

     •  Reply
  4. Tor johnson
    William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Isn’t the Count technically dead? If so, why would he file a tax return?

     •  Reply
  5. Missing large
    LOLBeth  over 4 years ago

    Maybe he files as a corporation — he is incorporate, after all, even though he’s technically dead.

     •  Reply
  6. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    He lives on his tax return….he’s the undead, after all…

     •  Reply
  7. Snoopy laughs
    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So he’s “Counting”, is that the joke? Weak.

     •  Reply
  8. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Perhaps most of you don’t know that he is the “Count” from Sesame Street? There-in lies part of the joke. (Watched it with my kids)

     •  Reply
  9. Freedom
    bookworm0812  over 4 years ago

    FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! BOOM! RUMBLE!

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Half Full