B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 18, 2020

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    Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Either THAT, or he slammed on the “brakes” too hard.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Or under-tied them.

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    He just made a figure 1.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Perfection takes time.

    (I’m not quite there myself.)

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    dcdete.  almost 5 years ago

    Or he forgot to buy shoelaces for his skates. Or are they called skate laces?

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    …or you may have an unhealthy affinity for snow. Take your pick.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Those are figure skates. Go figure!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pretty impressive that he fell forward. Well, he was momentum-ed forward i suppose. Mostly, I fall the other way. Far less dignified and almost no sympathy what so ever.

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    Oakwood13  almost 5 years ago

    Skates were to big. Need to be a size smaller than your regular shoe size especially with rented skates.

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    LOL! (should be in bigger letters) I keep all these about sports mishaps: pull them out when ever some idjit gets going about how wunnerful sports are. . .bending down and smelling the daisies or making lemonade from life’s lemons is enough for me.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    He’s a real SHARPIE!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    No such thing. Blame the skater not the skates.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There is a critic at every mishap.

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe if he tied the laces.

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    xSigoff Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Personally, I have no idea why this is funny. We don’t allow ice on our lakes here; makes boating and bass fishing difficult. (Georgia).

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Titanium will do that.

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    TLH1310 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Good thing he didn’t try a figure 8. He might have gone through the ice.

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    colcam  almost 5 years ago

    Why do I get the feeling most of the people here don’t understand what a sharpened skate is?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    I guess someone told him to take a powder.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 5 years ago

    I HATE when my sharpener makes the blades too sharp or the hollow too deep! Takes a long time to “dull them down”….at least a few hours or days. Most of us will scrape the edges of the blades a few times against the ice or on the plastic step where you step onto the ice. Sort of crazy….newly sharpened blades that need to be “dulled down”, but it happens when a sharpener doesn’t quite know how to hone it properly. When they are super sharp, you cannot skid to a stop and that’s what you want. When you are skating fast, you cannot stop on a dime; you must SKID. Otherwise, you will have a situation as above. OR you will just have to allow yourself to crash into the boards to stop! (I’ve used that method). LOL

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