How’s that gonna work? Will the year be 334 days long? Will there be a gap of 31 days with no month? What about March birthdays and anniversaries? She needs to think this through!
Shoot! I was the month of March when I was a kid and didn’t even know it. Several years ago as a young boy of about 9 or 10 our family was staying at a hotel with some aunts and uncles for an out of town family function. I was asked to go to the vending machine and get some soft drinks. I shook one of them up, let it slide gently to the floor once I got back in the room. One of my aunts figured the soda would be ok, picked it up and pretty much sprayed the room when she opened it.
The nice thing about kids who are like the month of March is that they eventually change. Sometimes they even regret being like the month of March.
Some of us view March as one of the last GOOD months, before it’s supposed to be mild weather in May or September or October but instead every day is awful and hot.
wiatr over 4 years ago
Much too late for Julius Ceasar!
pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago
How’s that gonna work? Will the year be 334 days long? Will there be a gap of 31 days with no month? What about March birthdays and anniversaries? She needs to think this through!
nosirrom over 4 years ago
Without March we’ll have to change that old proverb.
April snow showers bring May flowers?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
While your’re at it, remove January and February as well. After November and December, I’ve had enough of winter.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Can we just remove 2020 from the calendar?
danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago
And she’s about to offer you a soda.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
Shoot! I was the month of March when I was a kid and didn’t even know it. Several years ago as a young boy of about 9 or 10 our family was staying at a hotel with some aunts and uncles for an out of town family function. I was asked to go to the vending machine and get some soft drinks. I shook one of them up, let it slide gently to the floor once I got back in the room. One of my aunts figured the soda would be ok, picked it up and pretty much sprayed the room when she opened it.
The nice thing about kids who are like the month of March is that they eventually change. Sometimes they even regret being like the month of March.
silverclaw33 over 4 years ago
Most of them don’t change. They just become politicians.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Man, get that girl to Barbados or Abu Dhabi. She deserves a break today. Little Miss Debby Downer there.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
“Czarina”. And your Rasputin is standing by your side.
sTim Premium Member over 4 years ago
Some of us view March as one of the last GOOD months, before it’s supposed to be mild weather in May or September or October but instead every day is awful and hot.
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I agree remove March
johnsonfnb Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wear I live March is a glimmer of hope after a long winter. November, December + January = FEBRUARY…
PDXCubbie over 4 years ago
Not a fan of March either…..for the same reasons…..UGH!
sonicatedboom-s over 4 years ago
It just snowed in madrid today
COL Crash over 4 years ago
Sorry Katy, but even after updating our Calendar system Spring weather will still be this volatile no matter what we call a Month.
ted.66bird over 4 years ago
Just add 2.583 days to the months left. Piece O’ Cake. Bob’s yer Uncle and done!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
No, take out April instead, that way we don’t have to pay taxes.
trulybrown over 4 years ago
Exactly! My family has several March birthdays.
PuppyPapa over 4 years ago
BEAUTIFUL day today in eastern Connecticut - FOR A CHANGE!!!