I was once challenged to use the word “dispenser” in a sentence. I quickly replied, "Susan Silverman and Hawk get angry whenever they hear anybody dis Spenser!’
He finds that it simply won’t pass/ and, at first, it’s just giving him gas/ but the problem grows serious/ and he’s damn near delirious/ when an oak tree grows out of his ass…
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Nate is going to have a hard time getting that thing out.
DanielRyanMulligan over 4 years ago
WINNER
Leojim over 4 years ago
Kind of like indecent…….. now is that one word or two?
Sherlock Watson over 4 years ago
Next word: Asinine.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Aha! A-corny joke!
sirbadger over 4 years ago
How does he know that the acorn is still in Nate?
tudza Premium Member over 4 years ago
A bomb in a bull. No bull.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
We always knew Nate had it in him, and we were glad when he kept it that way. Phew!
Sanspareil over 4 years ago
It’s good he wasn’t asked about Uranus!
Gent over 4 years ago
I’d better get away before Pig explains the next word – inmate.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Please, please! Somebody buy Pig a good dictionary. Then, sit him down and make him read it at least 15 minutes every day!
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Pig has an in Nate ability!
c001 over 4 years ago
Ok, yesterday Nate looked as if he had swallowed an acorn.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
and ‘acorn’ is one corn…?
rshive over 4 years ago
Truly spoken, Pig.
mjb515 over 4 years ago
Your chowderheadedness?
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Pig nice try but wrong answer …. no Quiz points :-( … Croc Power !
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
I wonder how he’s gonna get it out.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 4 years ago
I was once challenged to use the word “dispenser” in a sentence. I quickly replied, "Susan Silverman and Hawk get angry whenever they hear anybody dis Spenser!’
Chief Inspector over 4 years ago
Pig is about on par with most Texans
Reader over 4 years ago
Leaves it be and it will turn into a log soon enough.
J Quest over 4 years ago
Now try urinate…
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Poor PIG! Did he ever open a dictionary?
GaryMann over 4 years ago
A joke I read as a child, which scandalized me…
Dad, is “Rotterdam” a bad word?
No, son. Why do you ask?
Because my teacher has poison ivy, and I hope it’ll Rotterdam arm off.
LKrueger41 over 4 years ago
Must be the first question on Pig’s quiz. No ink smudges on his face yet.
The Fly Hunter over 4 years ago
Nate always was a squirelly character!
JimHoffman over 4 years ago
Sigh. Another phoned-in, no effort strip. Maybe it’s time to hang it up, if too busy with other projects?
snookdog69 over 4 years ago
My dog swallowed a 1,100 acorn
gregaw over 4 years ago
sounds closer to what you’d find in a redneck dictionary
KEA over 4 years ago
um, that isn’t a definition
BiathlonNut over 4 years ago
I’ll pass. Have fun everybody.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Better Nate than lever.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 4 years ago
I used to have a sweater with 9 buttons but I lost one .Now I can only fascinate.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Well, you do have to chew them thoroughly, even with squirrel competition.
FRISCOLA Premium Member over 4 years ago
Give it time
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Using it in a sentence isn’t the same as defining the word.
Phydeux over 4 years ago
This strip was doe innate minutes.
EdLaufer over 4 years ago
Pig should take lessons from Skylar of “Shoe” comic strip
alexius23 over 4 years ago
Oh, nuts
jonnytest over 4 years ago
I perceive that Stephan did not do well on the SAT vocabulary section back in the day. Tsk.
Another Take over 4 years ago
I think Rat should be punching Pastis for that one.
TarchonEtruscan over 4 years ago
I think you are in desperate need of a 10-year sabbatical break from cartooning.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
He finds that it simply won’t pass/ and, at first, it’s just giving him gas/ but the problem grows serious/ and he’s damn near delirious/ when an oak tree grows out of his ass…
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 4 years ago
If ‘Pasty’ was my lawyer the insanity plea would sail right through.
all.flesh.is.temporary over 4 years ago
Why is pig taking a vocab quiz
rat’s insurance counselor over 4 years ago
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