Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 01, 2020

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    He’d have no such problems if they were teleconferencing.

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    sevaar777  almost 5 years ago

    Now let me cough all over you so we can all maybe die together..

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    ♫ Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! ♫

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “And now I’ve touched this door handle, so I have to go do them again”

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    davanden  almost 5 years ago

    “Washing your hands” used to be euphemism, like “powder your nose.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Tomorrow… Sorry, I got stuck in a parade of striking Amazon workers.

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    Mowog  almost 5 years ago

    I just washed my hands and can’t do a thing with them.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    2 pm and an almost empty grocery store. Took my chances for a short list. Every aisle I shopped, the same guy showed up, crowded me, and reached over my shoulder for stuff. The fact that he looked like the tag end of a really bad night, added to my concerns about the possibilities. I finally went to the end of the aisle near the check out until he left the store. Some people!

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    j.painterjones  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve waited until an aisle was clear or only one person in it, even if I’ve had to skip an aisle and go to others until the aisle was clear. The toilet paper and paper towel aisles were always clear of people—-there was none of either product there.

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