Yesterday, I got five e-mails about COVID-19 from IHoP, Family Video, the Detroit Symphony Orchestra, Healthy Life, The Henry Ford, Petco, and Cottage Inn Pizza. I’m waiting for word that all Disney theme parks will be quarantined.
I had an attack of some virus a couple of weeks ago. I went to the doctor and he said, “virus, stay home for a couple of days so you don’t pass it on.”
So I did.
Got my paycheck yesterday and my boss: a) confirmed that I was entitled to sick leave; and b) docked my pay for not “making up sick days” by working on my days off after I got well.
William Shatner had to use fishing line to tie his fingers together so he could make the Vulcan salute (greeting). I prefer it to elbow bumps but a lot of people don’t recognize it. How could they not?
Thank you – I needed the levity of this today. Especially the advice about spending less time on social media. That could almost be extended to regular media as well, given some of the conflicting advice being issued because their timing isn’t in sync! In this 24 hour News Media world, stick to watching it just once, when, hopefully, you’ll get a concise, consistent message!
Well said on all points! We will get through this, like we have with past common cold and flu outbreaks. It is nowhere near as devastating as the Spanish Flu from 100 years ago.
Great book by John M. Barry, THE GREAT INFLUENZA, about why the spread of the 1918 pandemic failed to be stopped. Let’s hope public health and government have learned from that and have better plans in place today.
At church we are just waving at people to greet them. From across the sanctuary. Kind of glad, now, that we are a small congregation in a big church. Plenty of room for everyone to spread out.
If I tested positive and was due to meet certain politicians I go come hell or high water, testing negative probably skip it ;) /s to avoid Poe’s law (I’d actually try an avoid them at all costs ill or not)
Well done and succinct… for something a bit more in depth I would recommend reading https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/03/dont-panic-the-comprehensive-ars-technica-guide-to-the-coronavirus/ which gets updated daily (for now).
LoveBritTV Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Live long and prosper! \\//
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
Good message.
socalvillaguy Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Some day will (hopefully) see this in repeats and think to ourselves humanity managed to survive another crisis…and smile.
Tog almost 5 years ago
Sensible words. Let’s go with them.
Alan Genser Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Good common sense. First line should read, “the vast majority of people … have gotten better.” Stronger, more positive.
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yesterday, I got five e-mails about COVID-19 from IHoP, Family Video, the Detroit Symphony Orchestra, Healthy Life, The Henry Ford, Petco, and Cottage Inn Pizza. I’m waiting for word that all Disney theme parks will be quarantined.
“But, Dad, I don’t wanna ride Small World again!”
destry1970 almost 5 years ago
Right on rocky!
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
I had an attack of some virus a couple of weeks ago. I went to the doctor and he said, “virus, stay home for a couple of days so you don’t pass it on.”
So I did.
Got my paycheck yesterday and my boss: a) confirmed that I was entitled to sick leave; and b) docked my pay for not “making up sick days” by working on my days off after I got well.
Stay home, get well, and find a better job.
Julius Marold Premium Member almost 5 years ago
William Shatner had to use fishing line to tie his fingers together so he could make the Vulcan salute (greeting). I prefer it to elbow bumps but a lot of people don’t recognize it. How could they not?
dmcfarling almost 5 years ago
Please share this comic today. Very common sense! Now if we could get everyone to read and follow this.
johnzakour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Thanks people. Feel free to share.
nikkyp05 almost 5 years ago
Thank you – I needed the levity of this today. Especially the advice about spending less time on social media. That could almost be extended to regular media as well, given some of the conflicting advice being issued because their timing isn’t in sync! In this 24 hour News Media world, stick to watching it just once, when, hopefully, you’ll get a concise, consistent message!
Tkdgator almost 5 years ago
Well said on all points! We will get through this, like we have with past common cold and flu outbreaks. It is nowhere near as devastating as the Spanish Flu from 100 years ago.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Thanks John and Scott. Keep calm and carry on.
Smokie almost 5 years ago
This needs to be on every website, news station and social media platform. Thanks!!!!
Russell Bedford almost 5 years ago
Great book by John M. Barry, THE GREAT INFLUENZA, about why the spread of the 1918 pandemic failed to be stopped. Let’s hope public health and government have learned from that and have better plans in place today.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
LLAP\/
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Thanks for the message.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Does twirling your mustache count as touching your face?
fuzzybritches almost 5 years ago
We’ve been elbow-bumping at work, I think I’ll shock some folks with the Vulcan salute!
contralto2b almost 5 years ago
At church we are just waving at people to greet them. From across the sanctuary. Kind of glad, now, that we are a small congregation in a big church. Plenty of room for everyone to spread out.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Can Rita catch COVID-19 from an email attachment?
Seems like if anyone could, it would be her!
Sassy's Mom almost 5 years ago
It’s funny how your face itches so much when you’re trying hard to not scratch!
John M almost 5 years ago
If I tested positive and was due to meet certain politicians I go come hell or high water, testing negative probably skip it ;) /s to avoid Poe’s law (I’d actually try an avoid them at all costs ill or not)
a2ndwebb almost 5 years ago
Well said, keep up the humor and don’t let the news put you down.
sml7291 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well done and succinct… for something a bit more in depth I would recommend reading https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/03/dont-panic-the-comprehensive-ars-technica-guide-to-the-coronavirus/ which gets updated daily (for now).
Dragoncat almost 5 years ago
I’ve received quite a few e-mails about this virus, but this message is by far the best I’ve ever read.
Thank you for this.
Dragoncat almost 5 years ago
OH, WAIT!!! You forgot about hand wipes, hand sanitizers and toilet wipes. It’s good to keep those handy, too.
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
Agreed. And remember that panic will cause more problems we don’t need…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Good ideas all. We need to help flatten the curve. And being loners is now a necessity! But I do that already. Its a COVID19 world after all…