My wife and I, under normal circumstances, have “date night” every Wednesday night where we meet for dinner. We also meet up with a friend of ours and sometimes my adult son. Not exactly romantic, but a good time.
Our friend pays her way, so we tell the waitstaff, “She’s on a separate check; we don’t like her.”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 4 years ago
Don’t let one of them leave without paying.
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Well, that’s one way to get a split personality. It works pretty well for Abby and Brittany.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
How about one check, folded down the middle?
sandpiper over 4 years ago
There are two ways of looking at anything
rmercer Premium Member over 4 years ago
One stomach, one check.
MayCauseBurns over 4 years ago
You two need to self isolate
dflak over 4 years ago
My wife and I, under normal circumstances, have “date night” every Wednesday night where we meet for dinner. We also meet up with a friend of ours and sometimes my adult son. Not exactly romantic, but a good time.
Our friend pays her way, so we tell the waitstaff, “She’s on a separate check; we don’t like her.”
rshive over 4 years ago
As long as he doesn’t get the booze.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Siamese twins.. when they are mad at each other.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Anything “separate” sounds good to them ….
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I don’t have a Siamese twin, but I do have an evil doppelgänger.
davidlwashburn over 4 years ago
Zaphod?
momofalex7 over 4 years ago
I like the two different ties.
Linguist over 4 years ago
Are they eating in a Thai restaurant?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
They couldn’t agree on what to eat.
mfrasca over 4 years ago
How To Get A Head In Advertising.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Classic case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing.
JP Steve Premium Member over 4 years ago
I don’t like the way this comic is headed…