Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 31, 2020

Don’t try it the font gets all bloody.

Well, if you baptise like The Methodist or Presbyterian you may have some luck. They sprinkle.

My cats love the water, especially if it’s gently running from the bathroom sink.

Yes, I’ve had experience with that. The first part, not the other.

I have some comments, but they involve wet pussies and aren’t suitable for this family forum, Aunty! :D

Three things I’ve learned in life: never try to baptize a cat, never practice protology on a porcupine and avoid arguments with men carrying automatic weapons.

Well telling ME to calm down has that affect, but not because I am female!

If you try to baptize a cat, they’ll change yor name to Claude.

I’ve got the version of this with her husband saying this from a couple of years ago.

Wouldn’t it make more sense just to pour a bucket of ice cold water over your head, Aunty?

At first glance, I thought you were going to flush that cat. With pride, of course …

Evidently Aunty has never met these two.

https://www.instagram.com/nathan_thebeachcat/

Don’t do it Auntie, we need you back tomorrow.

Never tried to baptize the cat, but one I had years ago liked to nap in the shower. I cured him by turning on the cold water in the shower at full blast. Took 3 tries, but he got the point.

BTW—the word baptize had no S in it. (Spellcheck?)

And is about as dangerous as wrestling with a Big Cat!

Just Fill the Baptismal font with Ice and a jug of Martinis and RUN.