Pickles by Brian Crane for April 10, 2020

That makes perfect sense to me,Opal.

I have trouble sticking to a diet because of the first syllable in the word diet. That, plus I have a sweet tooth.

Skinny acids will eat your fork.

Think of it as being that acid’s nickname. You know, like how the bald guy gets called “Curly”…

“And the idea of dropping some acid…”

Opal try it on Earl first and see what happens !

“A rose by any other name”

Eating fatty acids to get skinny…don’t know…seems sort of oxymoronic…

“You know, Pearl… with these LSD fatty acids I’ve been taking, I just noticed that your nose is as big as a cantaloupe.”

Love it. It sure is hard to stick to a diet being in lock down.

Try some salmon for dinner tonight. It’s full of fatty acids and they’re delicious.

In plain English, Opal, eat more fish!

Diet is a FOUR LETTER WORD!

I like the sea food diet, any food I see I eat.

He was a dyslexic doctor. He meant to say “Omega 3 acids, fatty!”

Eating fats is much better for you than eating sugar.

And what would it result in besides scads of Shar-Pei skin?

new writing these past few weeks?

hmm… she may have a point there

I don’t agree with Opal often but in this case I do…some of the names of some things are just “not right”.