Is any colour really fast?
well, that’s a new wrinkle…
Of course not. Not when you have to press it again later!
Permanent press? Ha!
Don’t get steamed… but just think about the irony of it.
It makes some shirts get hot under the collar…
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Look, I don’t want to buttonhole you …
but while you’re hanging here, seams like you could advocate for staying cool.
That’s right. Laundry doesn’t exist until I decide to do it! (And at that, some of the socks still don’t manage to exist.)
…don’t get your shorts in a knot…
It’s called Freedom of the Press.
Not to be confused with Bench Press – which means sometimes you get “spotted.”
It’s an issue that tears at the very fabric of their society.
Poly Ester won’t cotton questioning from members of her fold.
Existential Laundry sounds like a ’90s grunge band from Seattle.
I guess all the tights being worn nowadays are considered permanent press.
The lone sock outside the basket has not yet realized that its mate is now in the Twilight Zone.
Hahahahahaha! Good one today, Mark!
As the immortal Aretha Franklin said, “Sock it to me.”
I have had wrinkles that can not be ironed out! Cotton, on the other hand, can be dampened and ironed out!
Looks like a severe case of ED to me.
Am I missing a pun here?
Why do irons even have a permanent press setting?
I have two kinds of shirts: “permanent press” and “stylishly wrinkled”.
“Is any press truly permanent?”
It most certainly is! The first article in the Bill of Right says so.
How about Freedom of the Press?
September 06, 2014
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Is any colour really fast?
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
well, that’s a new wrinkle…
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Of course not. Not when you have to press it again later!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Permanent press? Ha!
Don’t get steamed… but just think about the irony of it.
It makes some shirts get hot under the collar…
Â
Look, I don’t want to buttonhole you …
but while you’re hanging here, seams like you could advocate for staying cool.
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s right. Laundry doesn’t exist until I decide to do it! (And at that, some of the socks still don’t manage to exist.)
donwalter almost 5 years ago
…don’t get your shorts in a knot…
dflak almost 5 years ago
It’s called Freedom of the Press.
Not to be confused with Bench Press – which means sometimes you get “spotted.”
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
It’s an issue that tears at the very fabric of their society.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
Poly Ester won’t cotton questioning from members of her fold.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT almost 5 years ago
Existential Laundry sounds like a ’90s grunge band from Seattle.
joegeethree almost 5 years ago
I guess all the tights being worn nowadays are considered permanent press.
Vilyehm almost 5 years ago
The lone sock outside the basket has not yet realized that its mate is now in the Twilight Zone.
33Angel almost 5 years ago
Hahahahahaha! Good one today, Mark!
stamps almost 5 years ago
As the immortal Aretha Franklin said, “Sock it to me.”
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
I have had wrinkles that can not be ironed out! Cotton, on the other hand, can be dampened and ironed out!
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Looks like a severe case of ED to me.
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
Am I missing a pun here?
Digital Frog almost 5 years ago
Why do irons even have a permanent press setting?
whelan_jj almost 5 years ago
I have two kinds of shirts: “permanent press” and “stylishly wrinkled”.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
“Is any press truly permanent?”
It most certainly is! The first article in the Bill of Right says so.
tinstar almost 5 years ago
How about Freedom of the Press?