Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 25, 2020

D@mn… 1970? Thought that Saturated Fats would’ve been a blues musician.

Is he related to Fats Domino? Fat chance, I would think!

Sounds like a line from a Raymond Chandler or Damon Runyon novel.

Time to cut back on the margaritas!

Minnesota Fats, champion pool player; (cf, “The Hustler”).

Now he’s behind the 8-ball

I had this one hanging on my office door for years.

Fats can’t be more saturated than Bung.

I’d be more worried about the Sen Sen Ante Kid…

How does one follow a “State And Local Tax” free diet?

And his brother Minnesota.