Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2020

  1. Psycho cat
    rimose  over 4 years ago

    Just call them organic apples with all natural ingredients.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Some would call it a cure for what ails you

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    These new rules will be the death of me?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Try selling them to the kids that want to be cool.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 4 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Since when does Evil pay attention to laws and rules?

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Listen, we sell cigarettes with Surgeon General warnings on them for like 50 years. It can’t be that hard…..

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    awcoffman  over 4 years ago

    Poison apple. Takes me back to my first movie as a kid. Snow White at the Commodore theater in West Philly. Scared me to death.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    Just sell them to a [insert name of political party you hate]… they’ll buy anything!

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Just market them as virus killers…

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    That would be tough.

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