WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 17, 2020

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    wiatr  over 4 years ago

    Flatten the roll; wipe accordingly. It could have been worse; it could have been a brand with no roll inside.

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    We were short and found a box of service station quality TP. Now everyone in the house is cranky.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 4 years ago

    No TP in your ’hood? Rectangular boxes of tissues seem to be plentiful @ $ Tree!

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    Buck B  over 4 years ago

    Only a general would continue the mission without checking the stock of supplies ahead of time.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    At this point, I would think it’s too late for the toilet paper!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So…are the other officers ‘freaking out’ over the fact that there is no more TP or due to the nuclear war which just started? Equally upsetting, to be sure.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My soon to be ex-wife had a habit of not replacing the roll of paper when she used it last. Left the empty roll on the roller and just put the new roll on top of the toilet tank.

    In the odd event she did change the roll, she’d leave the expended paper tube on the floor for days until I got tired of looking at it and picked it up. I HATE cleaning up after people.

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    ferddo  over 4 years ago

    Couldn’t replace the toilet paper roll, since we’re out and after the hoarding you can’t get more…

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Not replacing the roll” implies there is more… they’ll be fine.

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