Herman by Jim Unger for April 13, 2020

“…and there’s postage due.”

And a few weeks later, the bottle floated back to the island marked “insufficient postage”.

“That’s good to know. Don’t tell my wife.”

Without the coordinates, I can’t do anything.

Good place for him. Return to sender.

But the note from my sister said he was on vacation and having a great time. Of course, that was 6 months ago.

Really? You read his bottle?

Good thing he used the 9-digit zip!

And your point?

Taking social distancing to the extreme.

You’re not allowed to visit me…

But you can leave liquor on my porch!

Gilligan?

Or perhaps a deserted island.

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