I have a corollary to Murphy’s Law – the part that says. before you can do anything, something else must be done first.
On some mornings I feel like I have to hike to the mountains, to mine the bauxite, to smelt the aluminum to build airplane, to fly to Brazil, to pick the beans when all I want is a cup of coffee.
At a restaurant in Atlanta and my glass of wine never arrived. I was promised free dessert as an apology. That never arrived, either.And I never returned to that restaurant.
Not to mention that you charge too much for it. Coffee shouldn’t be as expensive when you have a meal. I can see it for just coffee or coffee and dessert.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
“Bring me up to speed.”
whahoppened almost 5 years ago
Juan Valdez says he knows nothing about it.
hammytech almost 5 years ago
They’re on the scow waiting to cross the Panama Canal.
h.v.greenman almost 5 years ago
Oh you wanted the Columbian stuff? I put in the order for Tanzanian
GalleyOar almost 5 years ago
Oh and by the way has my danish left Denmark yet?
Milady Meg almost 5 years ago
They have tables at Starbucks?
dflak almost 5 years ago
I have a corollary to Murphy’s Law – the part that says. before you can do anything, something else must be done first.
On some mornings I feel like I have to hike to the mountains, to mine the bauxite, to smelt the aluminum to build airplane, to fly to Brazil, to pick the beans when all I want is a cup of coffee.
bobpeters61 almost 5 years ago
I’ve eaten at that place before.
rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Plural? You mean “bean”.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
She’ll be disappointed to find the tip will arrive later – much later, like next week
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
You’re giving me the bill already? Where’s my order? On a slow boat from China?
jimchronister2016 almost 5 years ago
Still Love you Jim
garcoa almost 5 years ago
Waitress: you did say that it had to be a fresh pot
J Short almost 5 years ago
You know you have to order 8 days in advance?
Linguist almost 5 years ago
The chef is waiting for those special civet coffee beans…
Alberta Oil almost 5 years ago
There’s an app for that.. use the free WiFi to check it out.
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
At least he got to leave the house!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Zing!
Bill The Nuke almost 5 years ago
At a restaurant in Atlanta and my glass of wine never arrived. I was promised free dessert as an apology. That never arrived, either.And I never returned to that restaurant.
Bill The Nuke almost 5 years ago
I’m sure you just caused the delivery time to double.
richarddraper8 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
One of Unger’s best!!
paranormal almost 5 years ago
Not to mention that you charge too much for it. Coffee shouldn’t be as expensive when you have a meal. I can see it for just coffee or coffee and dessert.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Juan and his donkey got held up at the border.
tinstar almost 5 years ago
I think his frustration has been brewing, for a while.
ChinthakaDassanayake almost 5 years ago
Take heart sir, they are almost ready for picking.