Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 28, 2020

Knock Knock.

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I figured it out! I figured it out! WONDER KNOB is an anagram of BROKEN DOWN or BROKEN DOWN is an anagram of WONDER KNOB. Don’t believe me? Look closer.

Also, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you, 3hr, the frogapplauseguy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNCgXqpqU8I

If not, who is he? (I wish I could grow a full beard, but I’m mainly a stubble guy.)

I hate it when my wonder knob is broken down.

After studying both images, I’ve concluded that the wonder knob appears twice; we just can’t see it in the top image. Notice how the tablecloth looks lumpy and bumpy? Well, it’s because the wonder knob is under there. Yes, indeedy. I don’t know why it’s hidden but that must be the wonder part.

I predict that like surveillance pickle, wonder knob will enter the everyday parlance of all Froglandians.

Use THE WONDER KNOB on the way down and out with a handle in your hand.

WONDER KNOB will open doors for you! (some installation required)

THE WONDER KNOB.

Like a bellybutton on a door, some go in and some go out… Breathe deep and never fear.

BROKEN DOWN — BROWN NOSED

Slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don’t need to be coy, Roy

You just listen to me

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don’t need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

Elizabeth Warren – The Early Years, Vol. 1.

…in early Wonder Woman comics she had an invisible knob she used to play with…

…other episodes she had a magic trick where she would swallow the invisible knob…

…it opened a door to another universe where if she completely swallowed the doorknob it became visible…

…of course once they had the villains find out…

…they couldn’t sell enough of the things…

…the comic book code made them take the advertisement out of the comics…

…too many little boys dressed as Robin asking to swallow each other’s invisible knobs sort of got out of hand…

…the Wonder Woman episodes where Robin swallowed Batman’s knob was the last straw…

…the images above are from the last ads ever in a comic book…

…a Kamandi, the Last Boy on Earth comic…

…circa 1974…

…where Kamandi found a spare Wonder Woman costume…

…and wrestled a big ape vforv the rights to suck on the invisible knob…

…the winner got to wear Wonder Woman’s costume …

…sssh…

…spoiler alert…

…Kamandi won…

The magical Knob….the more you turn, the more the doors of opportunities open up! The college of HARD KNOCKS comes to mind!

“Father, I deceived you”. She dies in his arms.

Frogoletto cries out in horror: “La maledizione!” (“The curse!”)

I wonder when that woman gets off shift. I’d like to ask her to coffee. It’d have to be takeout of course.

“Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.”

Originally an ad for Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, perhaps.

She kicked me in Menards when shopping for knobs…

Great old pre-pants era pics of Willie Nelson.

Hmmmmmmmmmm ………………..

Ah, yes! The famous (or infamous) alternate book covers for The Door That Wasn’t There, the best-selling “locked room” thriller by Lydia Languid (thought by many critic-savants to be a pen-name used by Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame for her more grossly secular works, like the highly controversial Story of T)….

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