The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2020

Is that a light saber or are you just happy to see me?

“See the power of my Schwartz!”

I like the Dr.’s name.

impressive. most impressive.

“I find your lack of fashion sense disturbing…”

“I am altering the gown. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

I Like to use the force…

Why Darth Vader?

Why did he need to change into the gown in the first place? He was only there to talk about his asthma.

The farce is strong with this one…

Is that ass backward or back assward?

There’s a Nobel Prize in Medicine waiting for the first person who invents a decent hospital gown.

Well at least it appears that he wore clean undies to the dr’s office!

Doc: Sounds like you have some congestion.

Who knew that he wore tighty whities.

These are not the hemorrhoids you’re looking for.

Speedos! I knew something up his ass made him crabby.

Was he also the Roman Nobleman, Bigus Dickus?

Shouldn’t it be “Bob A. Fett”..?

There’s one possible explanation:

Darth didn’t want to show his dark side.

It never made any sense to me to tie it in the back. Then the nurse comes in and opens it all up to attach the EKG leads.

Doctor Bob A. Fett. Cool!!

Well, from the reader’s perspective I think I will disagree. I have no desire to see Darth Buns.

I was wondering the same thing

Kinda surprising Vader is a tighty-whitey guy; I would have guessed he was more the commando type.

The MD needs to add his middle initial to his diploma – Bob A. Fett

OMG! Were you circumcised with a light saber?

the force grows strong from within, oops I already removed my underwear