Pickles by Brian Crane for May 10, 2020

That thing could launch a man into next week !

No masks, no distancing. Either Crane works way ahead or he’s just ignoring current reality.

If Earl takes a nap in that chair, Opal’ll will have to activate that lever in order to get him out to do something (like drive her to the fabric store or fix the kitchen sink’s garbage disposal).

That’s not a lounge chair, that’s a launch chair!

Lol!

Mean comics today.

Or it’s a cartoon showing what should be the reality instead of everyone being commanded by our keepers, like in a socialist/communist dictatorship.

One way to get up from a nap!

I thought she was also going to try to trade in her old and lumpy model for the salesman.

Suggest adjusting the spring in that thing ;-)

“The Barkoliner Catapault Deluxe” aim it towards the lawn mower.

Nice thing about the comic world. Reality is optional!

Is CARTOON, Concrete.

why do comics have to be either current events or political? just enjoy the comics as an minute escape from the reality … and if you absolutely cannot do that.. then please get stuffed.

They should make ejection seats for couches, to get them couch potatoes off their rear.

I’ve been debating about replacing my recliner or having it repaired and reupholstered. After seeing this, I think I’ll opt for the latter…

Nice to forget the present.

Tim Allen did a stand up about this very thing. It was more power for his grandmother’s lift chair. One can probably find the bit on YouTube.

You’ll be hearing from my lawyer at Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

Batman has something like that in the Batmobile.

he IS the old and lumpy part of the chair!

Wow I would never want a chair like that.

These comments are depressing. I think I’ll go out and check the doorknobs on the stores.