“Are you watching him?” A coworker asked her husband to watch their little one while she cleaned the downstairs. They lived in a row house, where the flat porch roof was about even with the second story windows, and another couple of steps down to the street. In one of her trips through the living room, she saw a bunch of people in front of her home, looking up and making back-up motions, saying “go back, baby, go back!” She dashed upstairs to find her husband “watching” the baby though the eyes in the back of his head, while the kid had crawled out the open window and was toddling back and forth fifteen feet above the sidewalk.
I asked her when the divorce was, and she replied there wasn’t going to be one, but the funeral was next week.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I guess if he DID swallow it, he’d be like a Porsche.
(Explanation available on request.)
Bilan almost 5 years ago
It’s okay. That porcupine-in-a-bottle is from Fisher Price. They make their products kid-safe.
whahoppened almost 5 years ago
There was a picture awhile back of a python skeleton that had swallowed a porkie.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
could’ve been a prickly situation…
iggyman almost 5 years ago
A point well taken!
everett_r0 almost 5 years ago
There’s a joke at the president’s expense in here somewhere but, someone else can go for it…
uniquename almost 5 years ago
What if he just chews on it?
backyardcowboy almost 5 years ago
What if it’s actually Sonic? (No, NOT the Drive In)
backyardcowboy almost 5 years ago
Mother Nature’s Porky Pod Challenge. Cleaning the gene pool made easier.
cdward almost 5 years ago
Lots of pointed comments here today.
a2zed99 almost 5 years ago
Major Matt Sir, need more than a hint here—Befuddled!
Amra Leo almost 5 years ago
Never eat anything bigger than your head…
Dani Rice almost 5 years ago
“Are you watching him?” A coworker asked her husband to watch their little one while she cleaned the downstairs. They lived in a row house, where the flat porch roof was about even with the second story windows, and another couple of steps down to the street. In one of her trips through the living room, she saw a bunch of people in front of her home, looking up and making back-up motions, saying “go back, baby, go back!” She dashed upstairs to find her husband “watching” the baby though the eyes in the back of his head, while the kid had crawled out the open window and was toddling back and forth fifteen feet above the sidewalk.
I asked her when the divorce was, and she replied there wasn’t going to be one, but the funeral was next week.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 5 years ago
If I could put spines in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do . . . (apologies to the spirit of Jim Croce).
J Short almost 5 years ago
Different version of NyQuill.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Absolutely, it’s known to cause cancer in California.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
To all the commenters who claim it’s impossible for the baby to swallow that. Where there’s a quill there’s a way.
anomaly almost 5 years ago
I’m not so worried about the baby as I am about the porcupine. I don’t see how he’s getting out of there.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Choking hazard.