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My brother’s girl friend had a home in Charleston, and many of the shorefront houses once belonged to ship officers. She had a ghost of a supposed sea captain who was so randy that he kept groping her. A medium suggested that she keep out a glass full of rum for him. It worked. The drunk ghost loved booze more than pretty girls.
I once attend a science-fiction convention in Iowa City, where the opening ceremonies featured a performance by the Trans-Iowa Canal Company playing the role of pirates sailing around the world. Everywhere they went they’d say “Arrrr arrrr” until they got to Japan, when they went “Ellll ellll”.
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] almost 5 years ago
Location: Pirate Bay
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
looks great – no kidding…
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
Bligh me. No history of mutiny!
kmccjoe1 almost 5 years ago
I was going to steal this, but that would be piracy, wouldn’t it? Maybe we could just keep this as arrgh little secret, eh?
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
He’ll be hooked on this place for quite some time. They also sell pirates earrings too for a buck an ear!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
However, the ship’s wheel gets attached to his belt. Why? “Arrr, that be drivin’ me nuts!”
uniquename almost 5 years ago
Looks like they hooked him.
Hopefully no crocodiles that swallowed a clock either.
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How is it’s plank walking rating??
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Yo ho ho and a bottle of free rummmmmmteedummmmdummm
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
The Beach Boys said “Thar’s no place like Kokomo.” (Indiana, Hawaii,Fiji..?).
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
My brother’s girl friend had a home in Charleston, and many of the shorefront houses once belonged to ship officers. She had a ghost of a supposed sea captain who was so randy that he kept groping her. A medium suggested that she keep out a glass full of rum for him. It worked. The drunk ghost loved booze more than pretty girls.
pchemcat almost 5 years ago
You had me at free rum and working cannons. Par-tay!
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK --
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Unfortunately, there’s a no parrots policy.
sperry532 almost 5 years ago
Revisit on September 19. Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I once attend a science-fiction convention in Iowa City, where the opening ceremonies featured a performance by the Trans-Iowa Canal Company playing the role of pirates sailing around the world. Everywhere they went they’d say “Arrrr arrrr” until they got to Japan, when they went “Ellll ellll”.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Will they shiver me timbers?
namelocdet almost 5 years ago
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Free Rum!
WCraft almost 5 years ago
Funny on so many levels. Another gem from Hilburn. Heck, even if there were no dialogue, I’d have laughed just at what was on the screen!
TheWildSow almost 5 years ago
He’ll rent it for his 80th birthday party. So he can say, “Aye, Matey!”